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You don't live in a red state. I have ways of knowing this.

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Also: McCarthy

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That's my forehead tattoo

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I live in PA, it switches between blue and red but doesnt go full crazy red most of the time.

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When you live in a deep red state, there is literally no policy position or public statement by a wing-nut politician that is insane enough that you can be sure it was made up.

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Good to see you baconz!

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He used to work for Santorum.......::dies::

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You had me at "snacks". Free childcare also helpful.

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Ever since the New Deal.

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Females are not supposed to have sexy-times! You aren't paying attention! We are plots of land to be fertilized and discarded at the whim of our owners! This was covered in Wingnut Bibble Class!

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You've stated my worries nicely. I like to think the Trump presidency IS that sudden jump in temperature though. One irony is that fear of outsiders messing with our elections has focused our attention on evidence of our elections being messed with--especially voting machines and the voter purges.

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We were never cool. Sure, Feingold was the only senator to vote against the Patriot Act and Gaylord Nelson officially started Earth Day, but most of us are more into that John Birch/McCarthy mindset.

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The judge locks her up for doing Bad Stuff While Pregnant, but the lock-up won't let her be treated or seen by an obstetrician because she won't pee on a stick to prove she's pregnant? Does anyone else see a disconnect here, or is it just me?

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Thanks, FDF.

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At this point, I would be willing to believe at least one of the signatories on the Declaration of Independence was a Tea Party member, hell-bent on overthrowing the government. Er, I mean the Untied States of Amercia gubmint. And at least two sailing with Colombus.

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