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Kirsty Gnome #jobhunting's avatar

I came here for satire, an escape from reality. Wha' happened?

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Oh, and gas prices here in Charlotte went up 60 cents a gallon. So much for affordability.

Kirsty Gnome #jobhunting's avatar

"Affordability"? It's an old fashioned phrase, like "cost of living".

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

To Senator Budd this morning:: Other than destroy our credibility across the globe, and Hegseth beating his chest like some Gorilla in the jungle while we bomb the shit out of any nation Trump sets his sights on, DonaldTrump has done more damage to this nation and the people who live here in one year than the three days of the Battle of Gettysburg - and all to glorify himself. This man needs to go, and go soon before he tears down another historic federal building, rips more children from their families, and makes another disastrous Melania movie.

You cannot make this stuff up, and it has to stop. He is a very sick man and you need to remove him before more people die. The Epstein Files will not go away. Get used to it. As long as he is in office you are complicit in all the damage he does. To repeat: YOU, Senator, are complicit in all the damage Trump does and you will not be able to shake off his stink as long as you live and long after. We will not forget.

LOU LOU's avatar

Just went past a few gas stations in Canada and per litre $1.50.6. Gas has been between $1.20 to a high of about $1.30 this winter when Canada’s carbon tax was removed in southern Ontario. So we can be sure this price increases is a direct response to Trump and Hegseth’s attacks on Venezuela and Iran. clearly they have no intention of making the world safer and reducing the cost of living.

DJ Teetop's avatar

Sigh. I remember when Gary wrote satire, now he's just quoting dudes verbatim.

marcus816's avatar

I hate this fucking timeline.

Beam me up Jordy!

LOU LOU's avatar

Someone tell Trump the difference between the actors and real people.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

The never-ending chubby.

Ess's avatar

This is one nasty world we have created.

I would like to implore folks to read some kurt Vonnegut

That is all

boo radley's avatar

I just want ONE reporter or Congressperson to explain to Secretary Duffman that blowing up girls’ schools is exactly the kind of thing that those “stupid international laws restraining warfighters” prevents.

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Duffy peaked at his competence capacity in the late 90s, and that's being pretty generous.

Honestly, Sean Duffy is a sad waste of everyone's time. If his mom disagrees she's wrong and that's her problem.

ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT.

paperlesstiger's avatar

🇺🇸⚡️𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭, 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯'𝘴 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘭, 𝘈𝘭𝘪 𝘓𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘫𝘢𝘯𝘪.

Smol Blue Dot's avatar

And I’m sure Kegsbreath’s statements about Rules of Engagement or lack thereof will have absolutely no impact on this situation.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Oh, they'll abide by the rules for our warfighters if they know what's good for them.

Lexicon Devil's avatar

Our warfighters are special. Theirs aren’t

weejee's avatar

The Wide House denys that happened. Which liars to believe?

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

It won't.

And who would be willing to step in and help negotiate an ending to this? Do we even have any friends left? And Trump/Hegseth are out of their minds.

fucking hell.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

Watched Flow. Beautiful film. House cat Ginny watched too.

Goin Green's avatar

I saw one the other day that shows a guy at a "car lot" buying a "fireproof handbasket"... they had 2 door and 4 door handbaskets and one shaped like a Wankpanzer that had a "Half Off" sticker on it... I wish I could find it because it's funnier than my description.