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Jude's avatar

We will never see Will Smith in a video from this SOW.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Off to the symphony. Later.

Mysterysurf's avatar

("Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon...")

Bandleader, songwriter and producer Hamilton Bohannon was born on this day in 1942. From 1975, here's "Foot Stompin Music":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_qtzlneaBA

And here's a remix of "Let's Start To Dance Again":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH8c5IHoKOw

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Between $1-2B per day for this insane, unnecessary, murderous, war-crimey, potentially WWIII-starting and homeland security terrifying war...

Aside from the fact that we 'don't' have the budget for proper healthcare, housing, food, etc. according to the GQP for decades, in what was previously the wealthiest country in the world....

Trump thinks that the Treasury can somehow eventually file bankruptcy. Change my mind dot gif.

Stulexington's avatar

Way to put an end to government waste jackasses.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

For the price of five hundred million cups of coffee a day, you can help a starving child get blown to bits.

Rocket Cat and Last Free Folk's avatar

I blame feminism and women in the wokeforce /s

Rocket Cat and Last Free Folk's avatar

38T and counting, our national debt

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

and what was it under Obama?

Rocket Cat and Last Free Folk's avatar

Dunno, but Republicans jacked it bc they always block our spending

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

he just wants an attack on US soil so for to cancel-culture the midterm elections

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I heard one military expert say that this shitshow is actually costing as much as $1B every two-four hours or so.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Have another Simba pic from a minute ago. He's still happy-sleeping. I'm going back to bed to watch TV until I fall asleep. I'm exhausted from the emotional roller coaster ride today.

https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pwbe!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2F94a2ff90-97e6-47f4-b1de-2e8979a4adb4%2F91dfa187-e289-4691-9b93-3d52b71b4a06.jpeg

eppe's avatar

Take a break, Hammy. But don't be away for too long. I'm sipping whiskey and soda for the first time in 20 years or so thanks to an innocuous non-comment by Hooper a couple of days ago.

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

🎶🎶🎶”Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr!”🎶🎶🎶

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3mEdited

That could work to the tune of "Rubber Ducky" with some minor changes.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

P!ease try to get some rest.

You deserve it!

Craig Nixon's avatar

Kuwait’s international airport has been targeted in a drone attack

the Gulf nation’s defence ministry says, as Iran continued its strikes across the Middle East.

“The fuel tanks of Kuwait International Airport were attacked by drones in a direct targeting of vital infrastructure,” an official defence ministry spokesman said on X.

In a further statement, Kuwaiti military added: “Kuwaiti Air Defenses are currently responding to hostile missile and drone threats.” [Guardian live feed]

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

But I thought the Supreme Orange Leader said Iran totally surrendered and said "my bad" for all the blowy uppy stuff!?!?!?!

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

I was watching international news, and as they were reporting that Iran had stopped missile attacks, their reporter on the Iraqi border broke in and said, "We can hear missiles overhead heading west."

Oopsy.

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Campaign Manager: "Kamala, no. You can't call them weird. It doesn't play well with Republicans."

𝐄𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐤 𝐒𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐈𝐬 '𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞' — '𝐈 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝐟 𝐃𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐎𝐟 𝐈𝐭 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐀 𝐁𝐢𝐭 𝐎𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐎𝐟𝐟. 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐈𝐭'

The Wanderer's avatar

Let him drink some after swallowing whole Mentos.

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

I hope he drinks tankers of that shit.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

I feel the same way about a decent merlot, but at least merlot won't make me sad while killing me.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

is this another failed attempt at 'be one with the people?'

Prometheus59650's avatar

Clearly.

"Hello, fellow Humans. Do you not see me as an organism identical to you in base social interactions?"

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

"I, too, enjoy the consuming of random chemicals and/or elements linked into a liquid form, just like all humans! My medical consultant human even says I should drink more water, which is the result from combining elements to form a liquid. See how alike we are?"

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Better avoid the dihydrogen oxide, I heard that everybody that died drank that chemical cocktail. Just say no!

SkeptiKC's avatar

I cannot stand the stuff.

noname's avatar

Yeah, it's all Kamala's fault. Jesus, give it a rest.

Prometheus59650's avatar

What are you talking about? Do you think I'm accusing Harris of something here?

If so, you're reading it wrong.

noname's avatar

Good, thanks for the clarification.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

(I think the dis was aimed at the 'consultant class')

Free beach's avatar

Corey is doing cameo? I believe it.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Maybe we should put our allowances together and get him and Rudy do to some sort of back and forth style thing...

Edith Prickly's avatar

Nah, let’s make Corey punch himself in the dick while saying “I’m a scumbag”’ over and over.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Who wants to hear from him? Other than Gnome Barbie?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I don’t think that broke-willed loser is hiring a sniper any time soon.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I interpret that as "Corey fucking a camel." And I don't mean the cigarette. Although he might want one afterwards.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Gay porn for pay or GTFO.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Suckers and loser are not just our military casualties.

Garbageman's avatar

'“All the President’s Men” was a warning'

'Nearly 50 years later, the film feels less like a triumphant ode to journalism than a warning about media decay'

'These days, America endures a Watergate-level amount of corruption every week, spearheaded by politicians as dolting and imbecilic as the ones in Nixon’s trusted circle. Federal immorality is no longer brushed under the rug, just waiting to be splashed across newspapers in big-scoop headlines; it’s scrawled out and published on X and Truth Social by the very politicians and talking heads committing it. Our government is rife with the exact kind of juicy insights that Rovere hoped to find in Woodward and Bernstein’s book, freely and fearlessly displayed. You can’t cover something up if you have nothing to hide.

'Nearly 50 years after its theatrical release, Pakula’s “All the President’s Men” plays much differently than it once did. Despite its reputation as a rousing tribute to the value of journalistic process, all of the film’s finest, most impactful components have spoiled with time — and to no fault of anyone involved with the actual movie itself. The years have eroded the film’s relevance, sped up by pernicious politicians and unethical business practices that have all but made editorial institutions and the hope for a stable democratic government moot. Yet, watching the film all these years later, its ardent message of persistence is somehow all the more powerful. If Woodward and Bernstein can climb over every wall, turn over every stone and reroute themselves at every dead end, perhaps it’s not too late for some good, old-fashioned salvation.'

https://www.salon.com/2026/03/07/all-the-presidents-men-was-a-warning/

Miss Grundy's avatar

Back in the day, Woodward and Bernstein were chasing a story, which would bring down a president. They didn't have publishers jumping over hoops to offer them a book contract and the Big Three networks weren't offering them a pundit contract either. But today journalists--or media studies majors-- don't give a rat's ass for the story--they believe THEY are the story and will sell themselves for the highest book contract and pundit contract available. The idea of journalists chasing a story to provide readers the truth is probably considered quaint today.

Garbageman's avatar

I haven't watched the movie in years . . . It'll definitely hit different the next time 😩

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

NO FUCKING SHIT. They’re talking about two of the three fields of my life’s work.

Mysterysurf's avatar

The idea of editorial leadership having any integrity is a bit anachronistic.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

The idea of leadership seems a bit anachronistic.

eppe's avatar

Unless it is more properly framed as "Pb-ership"

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Lead poisoning seems plausible.

PuraVida's avatar

Rapid unplanned disassembly.

eppe's avatar

"We're going to the bottom, and belooooow!!!

theCryptofishist's avatar

Ali: Fear Eats the Soul (original german title "Fear Eats the Soul" why do they always stick needless words and punctuation into translated titles?) was an interesting movie. I'd been told that the Gastarbeiter weren't treated well, but seeing it on screen was something horrible, especially in these days of ICE.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

GP_Presss

🚨 URGENT:

Reports say that the largest underground shelter in Tel Aviv, reportedly used by Israeli leadership, was destroyed and set on fire, along with the entire surrounding neighborhood.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Bibi has made a huge error. He's pursuing his dream of destroying Iran but with an unreliable partner. The US is a wild card in any foreign diplomacy. How could any country, including Israel, trust the demented toddlers running the US and the DOD?

JanuaryClaire's avatar

NuttyYahoo probably sees a useful idiot in the Felon, and I guess in some limited respects he is. But certainly not when it comes to something as vast and unpredictable as war. Especially so soon of this Venezuelan coup.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

you're just trying to make me feel better...

Free beach's avatar

You mean department of Mexico!

The Wanderer's avatar

Nothing showing up on the Haaretz English news site.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Take it with a grain of salt. Just rumor at this time

Free beach's avatar

And rumors of wars.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

a documentary exists which goes by the name

Fuck You All:

The Uwe Boll Story (2018)

I mean....

"one of us?"

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

He's a con man and a loser who couldn't direct a bike route.

Random's avatar

Definitely not one of us. Uwe Boll is not only one of the worst film directors of the 21st century, he's so insecure about negative reviews of his films he's literally challenged his critics to boxing matches and won (by virtue of being a trained boxer).

Pub Option's avatar

Along the same lines, Ken Russell once hit critic Alexander Walker with a rolled-up newspaper after Walker panned 'The Devils'.

eppe's avatar
23mEdited

One of my pals reviewed "The Devils" for me on the Monday after he saw it. I suspect Mister Walker had somewhat the same feelings about it.

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

I read about an old timey review response:

I am sitting in the smallest room of my house. Your review is before me. Soon it will be behind me.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

I thought he sounded familiar for bad reasons...thank you.

Random's avatar

I own one of his films - "House of the Dead" (acquired at a flea market a couple towns over).

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

So nobody saw you buying it?

Random's avatar

I was with friends at the time, so no. But I also got ahold of some comics and other movies, so all in all, a good haul.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

ha!

another famous asshole, then

to the tumbrels!

Mysterysurf's avatar

Love's frontman, Arthur Lee, was born on this day in 1945. Here's the band with a Bacharach/David number, "My Little Red Book":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7SFpxWpcOw

And here's their psychedelic classic, "Seven And Seven Is":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUii9c4GGRs

Snarfyguy's avatar

Here's "Willow, Willow," an overlooked number from their mostly overlookable Four Sail album, but which recalls the original band's sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AKCi9cfOZQ

Before his late-career renaissance, someone I knew put out a Love trubute album and cajoled him into coming to NYC for an appearance with a pickup band featuring friends of ours at a tiny club. He turned out to be a bit of a pest.

Here's my band's take on "My Flash on You": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F_kPW1F_vk

Mysterysurf's avatar

Thanks for the "Willow Willow" clip, hadn't heard that one.

Yeah, we used to regularly do "Seven And Seven Is" in our band in the late 80s in New Orleans.

LoathsomeCowboy's avatar

Facebook AI thinks that Bruce Springsteen is a professional golfer, who plays college basketball for the Iowa State Cyclones and hates gay people.

https://bsky.app/profile/jamisonfoser.bsky.social/post/3mgiuckhqec24

Free beach's avatar

Yes but what about his penis size?

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Facekook has an AI? I can't imagine a Facekook AI being anything but lame. Lame like everything else Zuck does.

Rocket Cat and Last Free Folk's avatar

They sure are good at manipulating reality, though!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Let your imagination run knowing that Meta's AI is trained on Faceborg data.

noname's avatar

How is Meta different from all the rest of it, or is it just the

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

It's like the SMOTI of AIs.

noname's avatar

It's metasloppical?

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

yes

Much metasloppery.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Isn't Zuck Facebook's AI?

eppe's avatar

The "Artificial" part fits.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Zuck does look like an animatronic thingie.