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They should at least subscribe to Bob Loblaws law blog.

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He wants competent lawyers who will spout conspiracy theories and far right wacked-out legal theories. That is practically the null set.

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All of these members are famous for something, stuck with him or were bought. There's many competent lawyers, but this is Trump, who's stuck in TV land. He equates fame with competence.

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Fabulous!!!!!!

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Trump couldn't afford Lionel Hutz.

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That's no hat, that's my wife!

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Oh, no. Hope she feels better soon. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Love this: “Trump hasn't murdered any of his wives. Where's his Nobel Prize? That's how you know this whole impeachment is a partisan witch hunt. Barack Obama was never impeached and he only had to not kill one wife.‘

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Why the delay for removing the stones?

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"Fall in love" vs "Fall in line"

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I had forgotten who Ken Starr's hatchet man was. Wait for it...https://youtu.be/yvXkFe0aJys

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Is Alan Dershowitz still getting massages from underaged girls while wearing his tighty-whities? Since he's not naked, the massages don't count (in his addled cowpox-ridden brain) as child sex abuse.

Honestly, Dersh trashed his reputation when he took on Claus von Bulow as a client. And he claims to be an authority on the Constitution? Harvard needs to ask him to stop calling himself an emeritus Harvard professor. They need to totally cashier his sorry ass.

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I find it rather deliciously ironic that a bigot like Trump has to fume and sweat for an additional 24 hours while the nation honors a black man who received a Nobel Peace Prize.

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They've all been on Fox News. That means they're celebrities and should be perfect for defending celebrity Trump.

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There's always the possibility of holding the Impeachment trial in Florida and getting Florida Attorney-man to associate as local counsel https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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