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elledanselajavanaise's avatar

this reminds me of Rahan, a comic i used to read in Pif Gadget, a magazine for kids with ties to the communist party. Rahan wanders the world alone at the dawn of time, and much like Conan the Barbarian, encounters many different clans. sometimes, he comes across some sort of shaman or priest who speaks as if he has special knowledge. in Rahan, this guy invariably was a power seeker with nefarious intentions.

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“It was like the Lord hit me with a ton of bricks. He said, ‘Micah, if you do not get involved in the political battle, they will warp and destroy everything that I have set up in this nation that is rooted in Judeo-Christian principles.’ Those principles go away, then our nation goes away.”

The fucking narcissism of these people, and it all flows from the bigly-est malignant narcissist at the top. Hey you dickless wonder from backwoods Indiana – what makes you so fucking special?

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Jim Parker's avatar

Don't know what Beckwith is smoking, snorting, or ingesting by whatever orifice, but wowza! Maybe just stick to the stuff that gives you the munchies or makes you see pretty colors.

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Rick Jacobs's avatar

". . . Beckwith says that he would give them “two choices: Either leave, or go to war with the Indiana State Police.”

Yeah, the FBI is really going to be absolutely terrified at the prospect of "going to war" with a bunch of cops, whose primary job is giving out speeding tickets on the interstate highways.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

“The masks were more than just masks. There was the demonic assault trying to cover up both physically and spiritually the voice of God’s people.“

So a thin scrap of fabric is capable of thwarting Gawd’s perfect and divine design, eh? So much for their all-mighty deity’s so-called “omnipotentence.”

“It was like the Lord hit me with a ton of bricks.”

I wish someone literally would.

“He said, ‘Micah, if you do not get involved in the political battle, they will warp and destroy everything that I have set up in this nation that is rooted in Judeo-Christian principles.’ Those principles go away, then our nation goes away.”

Oh no. What ever will this world do without the capitalist, Christian cesspool called the “United States of America?”

“ I do believe God’s given me discernment and wisdom.”

Yet another data point in favor of atheism and a materialistic universe because you exhibit none.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Reminds me of Wavy Gravy's slogan "U.S Out Of North America".

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

'"It was like the Lord hit me with a ton of bricks.”

I wish someone literally would.'

One at a time.

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Melissa's avatar

I live in Evansville and the people up north say we have all the f__s and libt__ds here. Hooray for us!!

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Revenant's avatar

I would be more than happy to shy bricks at this smirking numptie's empty noggin, if that's his fancy.

Not like there is anything fragile in there.

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CJLB's avatar

Even Mitch Daniels opined in WAPO today there might be something a little off in Indiana.

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MrEes's avatar

He should know.

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RRJKR's avatar

God really wanted Trump supporters to look like a bunch of unhinged assholes. Maybe He just was in the mood for a good laugh that day.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. Another asshat around whom I would never leave children.

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Bored nuke's avatar

Why does he look like a low(er) rent Kyle Rittenhouse is this stupid expression trained into them?

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rodger coghlan's avatar

I thought he looked familiar - and I am pretty sure the stupid expression is a shine from his inner ?beauty?

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UnDrewsual's avatar

So what's the over/under until his sexual assaults are uncovered? I mean, it could also be that he prefers the company of same-sex partners, but he strikes me more as a harasser.

(No, I'm not saying I know for a fact that he has done anything. I'm just saying he fits a type we've seen over and over before)

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denimull's avatar

Indiana: [0] days since becoming a national embarrassment.

Fellow Hoosiers, please vote Blue. PLEASE!

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Texas: Hold our beer.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

So, God told people to take a shit in Nancy Pelosi’s office? Or did Pelosi do that herself? He seems all over the map here.

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rlcornelius's avatar

Sounds to me like that guy might have something going on inside his head that medication could really help him with.

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RRJKR's avatar

Maybe just a good slap? That might at least wipe that goofy smirk off his face.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

A homeopathic practitioner, I see.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Another brain worm?

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PAUL's avatar

Looks like Kyle Rittenhouse's older brother.

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