Jennifer Rubin, she's this lady. Writes Mitt Romney fanfic for the Washington Post. Well, she did, anyway. Now she's been reduced to a cutesy game where she steals the old Newsweek "Conventional Wisdom Watch" feature, with a series of "ups" and "downs," except for how they're all Jennifer Rubin reporting from her crotch. For instance, she is like "Up: My boner for Rick Perry," and "Up: Unemployment rate (to 6.2 percent)," which, wow, that is
Jenny on the block wrote am awesome screed yesterday- she actually had the balls to claim that the House "foiled the media and passed a key border bill". This lunatic actually thinks the House GOP did a good thing with that Friday fiasco.
Of course she wouldn't be Jenny without her daily bootlicking of Bibi, praising the 'Iron Dome' appropriations bill where she wrote this bit of nonsense "This is an emergency funding bill for a war, fellas, so rummaging around for dollars to cut elsewhere isn't a wise or necessary move". So, offsets for Hurricane Sandy relief, offsets for hungry kids, offsets for old people or infrastructure or education- but paying for some other country's war? Blank check time. Chucky and Richie and Georgie may try, but Jenny is still the reigning queen of RW bullshit at WaPo
Up: To here with this bullshit. Down: So long it looks like up to me.
Noboby offers 'reparative' therapy for girly gheys, cause girly gheys are HAWT.
Up: Park Place Down: Marvin Gardens
Up: Puppy Uppers. Down: Doggy Downers.
People have been wondering what's UP? for a long time...
UP: The number of anti-psychotic medications Jennifer Rubin should take. DOWN: The number of anti-psychotic medications Jennifer Rubin actually takes.
Up is the new down.
But not the girly ones, right?
Jennifer: WARNING! If your "UP" lasts more than four hours, seek immediate medical attention.
Up: Allison Lundergan Grimes!! Down: Yertle the Senate Turtle
Jenny on the block wrote am awesome screed yesterday- she actually had the balls to claim that the House "foiled the media and passed a key border bill". This lunatic actually thinks the House GOP did a good thing with that Friday fiasco.
Of course she wouldn't be Jenny without her daily bootlicking of Bibi, praising the 'Iron Dome' appropriations bill where she wrote this bit of nonsense "This is an emergency funding bill for a war, fellas, so rummaging around for dollars to cut elsewhere isn't a wise or necessary move". So, offsets for Hurricane Sandy relief, offsets for hungry kids, offsets for old people or infrastructure or education- but paying for some other country's war? Blank check time. Chucky and Richie and Georgie may try, but Jenny is still the reigning queen of RW bullshit at WaPo