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Staten Island? Fugeddaboutit!

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You can't buy jack in Charleston anymore for anything less than $300,000 ($200,000 if you're willing to live 45 minutes out of town). Greenville is still pretty reasonably priced, and anything in a rural area is cheap.

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You have a gay, whiny, liberal bitch son? Why isn't he posting here with the rest of us?

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Charleston went insane a decade ago. I SOOoooooo wish I had bought a carriage house for $100K back in the late 80s. I'd be a millionaire now.

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They definitely did back in the early 80s, and I'd bet it hasn't changed.

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Pussycats enjoy squirrel. It takes several of them (a pride) to catch one by encirclement, but then there's plenty to go around. They keep the tails for souvenirs.

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I'd love a smokey thing (with a non-smokey place for the non-smokey types), but that would mean someone's house - mine's too small, and I'm too shy to open up my home. But hey, if anyone else has a good place, I'd love it.

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You wouldn't believe Sullivan's Island. It's totally bonkers.

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How dare Obama force Kansas to live Grover Norquist's fever dream? Thanks, Obama!

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It really is a cool holiday...

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But shouldn't that go east to west, not left to right? Sort of use the zip codes as a guide.

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not my cat. a mouse ran across my living room, and she ran scared and hid under my chair, like i'm gonna protect her from the mean ol' mouse. i told her to get that mouse, and she just mewed at me in terror. she never missed a chance to make humans bleed though. RIP princess azrael furburgler the tailless.

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If (and it's a big if) the Republican party splits in the aftermath of the election, Tim Scott seems like a shoo in for the sane branch, and might be somebody Dems could work with on some things. The Kansas guy not so much.

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That would work. I think the designer is either on the West Coast or is left handed. Either would explain the numbering.

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The calluses on their rectums kind of numbs the sensation.

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