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Patti Ecker's avatar

I have a tarp in the garage that looks like the green skirt. Better quality, probably.

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Peter Smith's avatar

Seriously she is as stylish as a funeral director raiding an old deceased biddies wardrobe for clothes from the early 1900s.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

#trendybuttimeless

Trendy butt, I'm E-less?

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Martha Bright Anandakrishnan's avatar

Your writing is hilarious. This woman is apparently completely disconnected from reality. I would love to drop her and her suitcases of clothes in the middle of a place like Dhaka, Bangladesh, just to see how she would get on.

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SAS's avatar

This lady has never been fashionable in her life.

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Audrey craft's avatar

This says it all… Talk about production. a bunch of wasteful, stupid people running the government while complaining about government workers being lazy. If there’s such a thing as karma, I wouldn’t wanna be her.

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Karlene's avatar

For me, the whole thing was 'between fashion ugly and depressing the living fuck out of me ugly.'

And you your writing style remains elegant, hovering between snarky and hysterical:)

thanks

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Sy's avatar

Someone should check if she has an OF account. You know someone will pay good money for that trad wife at work look.

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Karen B's avatar

Well that’s one federal employee that I don’t have a problem with being fired.

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bibliotecario210's avatar

Great to see Elaine Benis clothes back in style

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Rachel's avatar

These are the ugliest and least flattering work outfits. Trump administration is so into going medieval this is like a sack fashion show.

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Cailean's avatar

Literal psychopath.

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Jeff Wagner's avatar

No one has fired her ass yet???

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Moravagine's avatar

You skipped over identifying her, just going to her last name so I had to look up to find her first name is McLaurine. I feel like perhaps she was doomed from the moment that became her designation

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Greta's avatar

Thank you for a much needed laugh this morning 😂 Your ruthless judgement is SPOT ON.

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

As someone who relies on my retirement check every month from OPM (after 43 years of getting my brains bashed in every day doing Air Traffic Control and having to be perfect 100% of the time) I'm wondering when boy wonder is going to fire THIS c*nt.........

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