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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

A hate-filled, peckerwood, dysfunctional shithole is never alone.

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

for grave-diggers...like cops

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

What? Issa isn't good enough for you?

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

The newspaper thought it was in bad taste?

I was afraid they were apologetic because the gun show ad might not have been as effective as intended, what with that news story distracting from it and all.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Some shitholes are sticky and humid, and some are dry and full of sand.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

"If they're not Scottish, they're crap!"

Tom_Has_Doubts's avatar

Hey, if Randy Quaid gets $368-billion, then I also, too, want billions of muneez.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Give the man some credit. At least he did not put $99 on the check he paid $100 for. In Florida, that level of numerical understanding is known as academic excellence.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

She thinks a racial slur is falsely accusing someone of being nonwhite.

Kakkeltje's avatar

Duh, of course he asked that.And then Mr. Watts explained that he was actually a Nigerian prince, who, due to a temporary inconvenience, was unable to cash checks at the moment, but he needed some cash right now.

malsperanza's avatar

1. "a .357-caliber Magnum Colt Python" Who knew the classic British comedy troupe had infiltrated Florida? This explains many things.

2. https://pbs.twimg.com/media...

3. Watch out Florida, Oregon is on your heels: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Aimai's avatar

I'm pretty much over Alan Grayson as a political stunt.

Last Hussar's avatar

Our Vicar is from Florida. People wondered why he would want to emigrate to Britain. @_FloridaMan explains that

Last Hussar's avatar

My Nan used to say 'Darkie'. As in "She's a nice girl, she's a darkie, but she's a nice girl." She was born in 1902.

Helena Handbag's avatar

Gollywog. Not making that up either.

Querolous's avatar

The original name of Credence Clearwater Revival.