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chascates's avatar

Questions! 1. Do these big strip clubs charge fees at the door? Cause that totally screwed up titty bars for me. I mean, I expect to pay more for drinks but to pay just to walk inside? Get real. 2. If you are at a railroad crossing where a train is passing by isn't it normal to slow down and then stop unless you really want to see what happens when you push the car ahead of you into the moving train? 3. What do you say to the police when they find you along and unconscious behind the wheel of your car because this guy must be some kind of genius. When it comes to talking to cops anyway.

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>there are strip clubs in the area (not the IMMEDIATE area), big ones</blockquote>

Yes, I do find the big ones are the best places to see big ones.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Government secretaries can afford Lexuses? Secretaries in the private sector don't make enough to buy a Lexus! Obviously federal workers are overpaid!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"Herbie Fully Loaded" was an infomercial.

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schmannity's avatar

Conducting his own investigation (a favorite excuse) into Buick crashworthiness?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

100 more and you'll have a brush.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh hell, I get this. I go through this every time I <i>seize</i> a bottle of scotch.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Rear-ending spree?"

He's a Republican?

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PubOption's avatar

No, that's BMW's.

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