When we say "Secretary of Commerce," what's the first thing that pops into your mind? For 95 percent of you, it's probably "Secretary of what?" or "What of Commerce?" But the true hardcore politics nerds among you think "Ah ha, former Washington Governor Gary Locke! One of Obama's two Asian-American cabinet picks!" And then you're smug, for knowing this. EXCEPT that in fact Gary Locke hasn't been Commerce Secretary for over a year (he replaced failed moderate Jon Huntsman as ambassador to China, probably a much more important job, commerce-wise)! No, the current guy is "John Bryson," who you might vaguely remember as outraging environmentalist types by being a ex-utility exec, but
Questions! 1. Do these big strip clubs charge fees at the door? Cause that totally screwed up titty bars for me. I mean, I expect to pay more for drinks but to pay just to walk inside? Get real. 2. If you are at a railroad crossing where a train is passing by isn't it normal to slow down and then stop unless you really want to see what happens when you push the car ahead of you into the moving train? 3. What do you say to the police when they find you along and unconscious behind the wheel of your car because this guy must be some kind of genius. When it comes to talking to cops anyway.
Government secretaries can afford Lexuses? Secretaries in the private sector don't make enough to buy a Lexus! Obviously federal workers are overpaid!
Questions! 1. Do these big strip clubs charge fees at the door? Cause that totally screwed up titty bars for me. I mean, I expect to pay more for drinks but to pay just to walk inside? Get real. 2. If you are at a railroad crossing where a train is passing by isn't it normal to slow down and then stop unless you really want to see what happens when you push the car ahead of you into the moving train? 3. What do you say to the police when they find you along and unconscious behind the wheel of your car because this guy must be some kind of genius. When it comes to talking to cops anyway.
<blockquote>there are strip clubs in the area (not the IMMEDIATE area), big ones</blockquote>
Yes, I do find the big ones are the best places to see big ones.
Government secretaries can afford Lexuses? Secretaries in the private sector don&#039;t make enough to buy a Lexus! Obviously federal workers are overpaid!
&quot;Herbie Fully Loaded&quot; was an infomercial.
Conducting his own investigation (a favorite excuse) into Buick crashworthiness?
100 more and you&#039;ll have a brush.
Oh hell, I get this. I go through this every time I <i>seize</i> a bottle of scotch.
&quot;Rear-ending spree?&quot;
He&#039;s a Republican?
No, that&#039;s BMW&#039;s.