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Do you think he has the requisite left-handed skyhook to make that adjustment?

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there's mostly just one kind of guy who watched miss america, and that's my hairdresser cousin archie

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let's not pretend there isn't a backwards glee from the ugly fat broads on this one. the funny part in all how it plays out, Miss America really isn't boner material, Miss American Bush probably, down 15 from SLC just past the 80 split to the east. Miss Delaware, probably. but for the most part Miss America is as soft a core as you can find, if you are mad about it, you hate female sexuality as it expresses itself within the hetero paradigm and you are a bad person.

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OMG, really? Everyone knows that the left-handed skyhook is for your lug nuts, silly goose.Its the right-handed unit that he'll need.

Do you drive them fancy fuureign cars?

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I have never had any urge to watch these pageants. They seemed to come from the debutante balls of the old south where you dressed up young women to show them off to the slave market of an arranged marriage. As far as I can tell this fits the definition of anachronism perfectly.

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/insert obligatory Sir Mix-a-lot track

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Mine keeps downshifting in the middle of turns. Or is that my climate control? Can't tell....

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When even Jeremy Clarkson hates you......

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See below. Sounds like a borked Framulator to me.

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FYI the zombie muffin guy is referring to Tommy Robinson, one of the leaders of the hard right 'England Defense League' hate group who is going to prison mainly for being a exceptionally, spectacularly stupid git. Unsurprisingly, his vapid minions are trying to make a martyr of him. https://www.theguardian.com...

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Nothing to do with the word “misogynist.” That isn’t even clever.

The Piers Morgan story in a nutshell

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These man babies are just looking for another reason to moan and piss about women. I bet they haven’t watched that crap in years, if at all. Hey fellas, there’s always the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

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Of course Piers Morgan gives every one of his sentences their own paragraph. Only a *total* asshole does that.

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I saw something about that Tommy Robinson thing.I was more perplexed by the zombie muffin guy saying that he'd be fine with displaying women's brains in a sushi bar - or that is how I interpreted his comment that the only way he'd care about women's brains is if he got bit by a zombie.

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hunh...i didnt realise 'miss america' was even still a thing...i figured mistuw twump bankrupted/killed it off like he did his four casinos...btw, who the fuck bankrupts a casino, imean besides twump and moe green--and moe, he was just unlucky...

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I thought it was just a carb thing and that brains are the new muffins.

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