Wonkette already wrote this, and ours was better. Does Maureen Dowd have editors? Because if so, they are fired, on account of MoDo appears to have eaten like eight more pot brownies, fallen asleep, and had a real boring dumbstupid sex dream about Hillary Clinton's meeting with Elizabeth Warren. And then, instead of saying, "You know what, I should stop writing for the
Is that why I was scolded at Daily Kos for calling him Barry? There was literally no explanation whatsoever. Just a standard, "Barry! Really! On this site!" That actually puts it in perspective, I meant it in an endearing way, but I guess I could see where it sounds racist.
I think that almost anyone here, including some of the most delusional trolls, could write a better article based on that basic premise.
But since the premise itself is profoundly stupid, pointlessly offensive and devoid of the slightest humorous twist, the resulting better article would still not be publishable by any sane journalistic standard.
Of course, the NYT would reject that higher standard piece of dreck because it would show up their longtime bad judgment in hiring and retaining MoDo.
EDIT: If the Times ever does grant us a MoDoHeaveHo, they will probably replace her with Jim Hoft.
Excuse me. MY Cats are already in line for the job, and would definitely excel at any report involving tuxedos or mustaches, and also they say hello to your cat, who is most elegant and perhaps even related to them.
Gunfondlers, while fondling their guns.
Ha! We were far more sophisticated than that! Why, we had black light posters and lava lamps and disco and bell bottoms, and, and . . . Okay, you win.
Well she has found her sanctuary.
Or remember why you thought it was epic?
Is that why I was scolded at Daily Kos for calling him Barry? There was literally no explanation whatsoever. Just a standard, "Barry! Really! On this site!" That actually puts it in perspective, I meant it in an endearing way, but I guess I could see where it sounds racist.
More like Korsakoff's...
P.J. O'Rourke used to be smart & funny... until maybe 20 years ago.
I don't think that even Dame Helen could make a silk purse or even a soggy paper bag out of this sow's ear.
Inside her own squirrelly head.
I think that almost anyone here, including some of the most delusional trolls, could write a better article based on that basic premise.
But since the premise itself is profoundly stupid, pointlessly offensive and devoid of the slightest humorous twist, the resulting better article would still not be publishable by any sane journalistic standard.
Of course, the NYT would reject that higher standard piece of dreck because it would show up their longtime bad judgment in hiring and retaining MoDo.
EDIT: If the Times ever does grant us a MoDoHeaveHo, they will probably replace her with Jim Hoft.
Suuuure ya do. (eyeroll)
Excuse me. MY Cats are already in line for the job, and would definitely excel at any report involving tuxedos or mustaches, and also they say hello to your cat, who is most elegant and perhaps even related to them.
She has been a misogynist with a rage boner for Hillary for three decades now, I think.
That doesn't sound like a drug. That sounds like apoxia.
I am bristling, wild boar style.
Now I am brissing, moyel style.
I'm not really jewish enough to make that joke.