Let's Talk About Donald Sterling's Girlfriend, 'V. Stiviano': Bitch Set Him Up!
That was a fun weekend of yelling at racist shitbag Donald Sterling, wasn't it? Well the NBA and Mr. Sterling want you to know: bitch set him up! The lawsuit Sterling's wife filed against Stiviano seeking the return of millions in "gifts"? Stiviano "embezzled" those. Yes, she embezzled them right through his wizened old pump.
Is this really the direction the NBA wants to go? Because I'm pretty sure that pissing off most of your league's players, a Hall-of-Famer who now owns a franchise, another who has spent his entire post-baskeball career doing minority outreach and support, and a fair number of your own fanbase to protect an owner who on a good day is more tolerable than pond scum is not what we would call a "winning strategy".
TITS OR ... Oh wait ... nevermind.