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Damnit Editorix! If I donate will you please come to Austin? If you're going to Madison for sausage on a bread bun you might as well come to Austin for really good bourbon and awesome food made by skilled artisans. Plus we have chocolate fountains!

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I would prefer St. Louis to KC.

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What about Thai 'women'?

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But not nearly as bad as the redneck-infested space between them.

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He must be the defendant. When else do you see a black guy in a suit standing before a judge?

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Please please please tell me the wingnuts are pissed he gets sworn in today AND tomorrow, because it is Sunday, so we can point out Reagan was too? I know pointing out their partisan double standards rarely sinks into their blinded-by-outrage, reactionary minds, but it is still kind of fun.

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Parties, I misread that at first. How are the panty sales going?

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Barry needn't worry about her college expenses, she will get a basketball scholarship.

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Was Reagan sworn in on MLK day, as well? Or does that only happen to blahs?

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The first observance of MLK Day apparently didnt happen until 1986. Election stealer and pretend blah Bill Clinton had his second inaugural on it though.

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