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I'm just guessing, but if you're an actual AMI shareholder, I'm pretty sure your moral compass ain't pointin' north. Felonies, treason, porn-star-boinking, PFFFT.t

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Well, at least you don't have to worry about me. I've been buying my sick bags in bulk from Costco since Nov. 9, 2016.

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In Hollywood, that;s what they call a "high concept" movie

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In fairness, she totally copped to being a nine-year-old (times five) . I'm much older than Rachel and I can't do the math, but I'm guessing we're all nine-year-olds at heart when it comes to "pecker" jokes.

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LOL. I bet every English teacher in America is right now secretly figuring out how to use "Dirty Pecker" in the proper-noun portion of their curriculum

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Death has very sharp claws and pointy needle-like teeth.

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You are correct. I misremembered. My apologies. Thanks for the correction!

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As my husband’s hockey coach told them “Guys...if a girl is willing to take on the whole hockey team, chances are, it’s not her first time!”

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These days, its the weird White Eyeliner that makes me cringe. I'm easy.

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Every day, I see abuse of power committed in plain view. And just a few days ago, this soi-disant "president" was directly implicated in a federal crime and talks about pardons for people right after they've been convicted that cannot *not* be interpreted as anything other being a corrupt decision.

And every day, I see a collective "meh" or lawyer-pundits saying "this COULD be a crime." I guess this country doesn't have any real standards, or people are too afraid to do anything about it except bib-dribble and spoon-clang on social media. Were it that this entire generation was around in 1776, the British would have had nothing to worry about.

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The interwebs will still be his downfall. Just the massive porn side. Ooh ooh! The RUSSIAN porn side! Teehee.

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Wow! Thanks for the splainer! Will re-read. And re-read agin .

This leaves me with just one burning question. The next time someone denies that there's a "vast right wing conspiracy," can we stop the "with votes" thing and just go nu-kew-ler? Please?

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A peckersplainer with no mention of the Green Bay Peckers. But seriously, how long has David Pecker been carrying Trump’s wood?

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I suspect 'peckering' was already a verb, somehow ...

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pecker gets hit by a truck sounds like it would be very painful

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re: Seriously, though, WHY IS HE SO ORANGE RIGHT NOW?A bad case of rosacea is probably the answer, which ostensibly gets worse in times of stress, and for the Donald, these are worser stressful times, probably causing most of his face to get big red splotches, thus requiring more orange to cover it up.yeah, so I looked it up and the doctor who last gave trump his exam, listed his meds as follows:

- CRESTOR, for the lowering of his cholesterol- ASPIRIN, for cardiac health- PROPECIA, for the prevention of male pattern hair loss- Cream for the treatment of rosacea ******** here is the likely cause of greater orange face- 1 multivitamin a day, for general health maintenance

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