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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

I can't even fucking imagine. I mean, running for president is such a huge, exhausting undertaking that I feel even a tiny bit sympathetic for all of them when they lose (emphasis on tiny when it comes to McCain). But when you add to that the knowledge that A) you didn't really lose, 2) to the extent you did "lose," it may well have resulted from tampering and foreign interference, and III) it certainly resulted from the very sexism and misogyny that you've fought all your life and maybe thought, for once, you had vanquished - for yourself and millions of other women and girls. Ugh.

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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

I mean, somehow they managed to block all of my arty dick pics, so ...

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

And that particular conspiracy theory is primarily promoted by...?

Yep. Alex fucking Jones of InfoWarts.

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Doug Langley's avatar

I keep expecting to see it roll across the ground and drop into a giant slot.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I can't wait til they make one of these fake profiles for a fake girl called Felicia.

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theblackdog's avatar

Only if you bring the appropriate oils first

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theblackdog's avatar

Anyone else here beginning to feel like Facebook is now nothing more than a propaganda machine?

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Of my beauty or my new glow-in-the-dark right hand?

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Moldy Weißwurst's avatar

Absolutely. Bannon as well - I'm pretty sure Breitbart ran some fake article about Sandy Hook as a liberal false flag blah blah blah. Isn't it funny though, when some nutcase actually acts on these stories the right immediately disavows and even claims that the crazy is an agent of the left/liberal, when it's patently obvious that he/she is a card carrying wingnut.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

It's grief. It has its one eloquence. You don't have to get the words right, but the emotion has to ring true. And honest. Because in a very real way there really is nothing you can say.

(ymmv)

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fuflans's avatar

justice department is ours for another 5 weeks.

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

Yeah, I know what you mean.

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MUW's avatar

Yes please do...Cry and cry again! It has been the piece la resistance of the entire election campaign. Liberal/Progressive tears, oh my......

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Unregistered Hijabi Rockstar's avatar

I LOVE YOU HILLARY.

I wanted you to be America's stuffy-but-secretly-fun mom, and you aren't officially, but your the mom of my heart.

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Unregistered Hijabi Rockstar's avatar

I'm very, very white, but if I met Hillary I would fling myself on her feet like a newly married daughter on her in-laws at the end of an epic Bollywood romance.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

It's outrageous that America turned its back on what was undoubtedly the best qualified candidate for president in generations. Why do stupid people get to vote?

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