Let's Watch Jimmy Fallon Help Scott Brown With Some New Campaign Slogans
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Let's Watch Jimmy Fallon Help Scott Brown With Some New Campaign Slogans
Scott Brown would like to be the junior senator from New Hampshire. Or maybe not. Whatevs.
“Do I have the best credentials? Probably not. ‘Cause, you know, whatever. But I have long and strong ties to this state.”
Compelling! Jimmy Fallon noticed how driven the perennial candidate was and decided, in last night's monologue, to come up with some even more effective slogans for the illustrious Mr. Brown.
Let's Watch Jimmy Fallon Help Scott Brown With Some New Campaign Slogans
How about trying out for Governor General of Samoa first?
Vote Scott Brown to Bring Back the Good Old Days.
They were good.
They were old.
They were days.