Scott Brown would like to be the junior senator from New Hampshire. Or maybe not. Whatevs. “Do I have the best credentials? Probably not. ‘Cause, you know, whatever. But I have long and strong ties to this state.” Compelling! Jimmy Fallon noticed how driven the perennial candidate was and decided, in last night's monologue, to come up with some even more effective slogans for the illustrious Mr. Brown.
How about trying out for Governor General of Samoa first?
Vote Scott Brown to Bring Back the Good Old Days.
They were good.
They were old.
They were days.
And still, some (hopefully small) percentage of NH voters will cast their votes for this empty suit (suit, barn jacket, speedo, bqhatevwr).
Vote for Scott Brown: At least he's not from Texas.
That photo screams (or mutters) DUUUUHHH. Warren Stifled Giggle 4Evah!!
"Something something divs curls something. Let there be Bqhatevwr!"
-- Nature, and/or Nature's Dog