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I bet if you hit the powerball you'd be able to find an athletic young man who will tell you whatever you want to hear.

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Revenge for the Winter War.

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He's a year older than me and I'm firmly GenX. Dude is lying about his cohort membership.

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It's just such pandering bullshit.

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"While the recipes in this book are generally sized appropriately for four, you will find many can be easily scaled down. For instance: if you are a fugitive from a rape charge, hiding out at the Ecuadorian embassy, in need of one, lonely serving, which you will eat at your keyboard, still anxiously hoping _someone_ will notice your latest vitally important communique about where Hillary's dry cleaning is done, try reducing quantities of each ingredient proportionally. Reduce salt slightly further, as your bitter, bitter tears should make up this difference..."

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Got that right. And Wayne's World was cute, too, but the Austin Powers franchise makes me feel like I'm waiting too long for something actually funny to happen.

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Kind of like a Commander in Chief?

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Not quite,because I think 8 years of Hillz will be an awful lot like 8 years of BarryBamz.

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The Woodhouse brothers? Their mom called in to a show they were on once and handed them a long-distance shoe to the side of the head for fighting at Thanksgiving.

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Yes, them!

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Forget it Jake; it's Baldwintown.

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I think she might change her mind in 4 years or 10 when the next IL-SEN seat is up.

And who knows - no where in the Constitution does it prohibit for a former president to take up his old job in the Senate.

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I used to see a lot of similar looking complexions when I worked the early shift at the liquor store, lined up outside at 7am waiting for me to unlock the door.

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But... but that asshat troll on the other post said Michelle hates Hillary! I don't know what to believe! Sadface!

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Wow Michelle is a pro with effective speaking with the teleprompter. You can see her glance at the text between sentences, but she delivers the speech directly ahead and with focus on the emotional content. That how you do it - every other politician out there.

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