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fuflans's avatar

this is really just the thing isn't it?

the simplest easiest summary of the trump years. because i can't remember it all.

may it end soon.

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Lambsendbeds's avatar

The shower curtain didn't fit.

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fuflans's avatar

there's no point in blackmailing this white house. it all leads to putin and then plutonium.

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fuflans's avatar

just to be a PIA:

Within my mouth you have enjailed my tongue,Doubly portcullised with my teeth and lips

Still virginalling upon his palm?

The multitudinous seas incarnadine,Making the green one red

(and of course:)

unsex me here.

(sorry.)

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fuflans's avatar

come on guys. i posted this to edith's original comment but shakespeare did this all the fucking time. it's also in the book of common prayer.

i love grammar but i don't love it ruling over all.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

The Omarosa answer was “witty”, as in saying “You’re fired after Trump is incarcerated will be “witty”?

Here’s the thing!

Much as I’m disgusted that wife beaters are welcome in the Trump Administration, I’m about as shocked as I am when I wake up with a hangover after a case of OE forties and a bottle of Rumple Mintze. The thing here is that the chief of staff knows that makes them vulnerable to blackmail to get classified information. What was Beaty Mc Beaterson’s job again?

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James Lamere's avatar

I wont go into specifics right now , but I find this douche-bag administration deeply disturbing .

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James Lamere's avatar

Ben Carson has been accused of sometimes being awake .....these reports are troubling and deeply disturbing .

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Have you seen the other guys they hired?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

No, it is unusual. Without that check, there should be no classified info.They'll rush it at times, but they really, really should not ignore it.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Upvoted because it's true, she probably will be ratings gold for the show, but she was happy enough that Donnie was going to be Our One True King that we'd all have to "bow down to" while she was on his good side, and it's a purely mercenary move on her part now to be crying about how it's all not going to be okay. And as others have said, fucking news flash, O, we all knew that already, and you probably knew just how bad it was going to be better than most. Why didn't you speak up then?

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svejk's avatar

i got them fulsome recusal blues...

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svejk's avatar

baltimore orioles manager earl weaver once said of one of his pitchers, i think it was dennis martinez, "i gave that guy more chances than i gave my first wife." so it seems there's a pattern here of not cutting first spouses any slack. on the other side of things, dennis martinez was a 20 game winner. omarosa, not so much.

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

*chuckling* 😂😂😂

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

wahahaha he misused fulsome twice

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Mike Steele's avatar

As noted earlier, we only regret that LDS poster boy Porter didn't meet up with Mormon goddess Jodi Arias years ago, when it could have done us the most good.

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