Republican debate watchers. Oh, do you have your DVRs set and your babysitters called and your sex lube procured for tonight's SUPER-EXCITING REPUBLICAN DEBATE? Yes, they're going to yammer words at each other again, and people are going to watch it, and by the end there will be a Reagan-flavored wet spot on every futon and
You know, it's a sad commentary on this election when the result of losing Christie from one debate and Graham from the other is an overall decrease in the number of (relatively) sane and/or policy-focused answers.
The only reason I'm going to let it go on in the background is because of the cherished hope, no scratch that, the fear that Stabmaster B goes completely berserk, and I want to be the first to see it so I can call my friends and tell them to turn on their televisions.
I'll be watching it and I just want to add you can only outstupid Ben Carson in a vacuum for the only one who can outstupid Ben Carson would be a clone of Ben Carson and two Ben Carson's would collapse the universe. So what I'm saying is those other wingnuts as dumb as they are better stay off Sleepy B's block or they like to get dealt with.
Much as I love a Wonkette live-blog, I know that it will be a frustrating exercise in Disqus navigation. So the man and I will continue our Gotham Netflix binge instead.
I'm hoping his pals in the campaign told him his semi-ragey new conference where he woke up and spurted idiot words more quickly was a big hit with the rubs. I'd love to see him get sleep-ragey at Trump.
Ha! I'm local as a mf-er, my friend.
You know, it's a sad commentary on this election when the result of losing Christie from one debate and Graham from the other is an overall decrease in the number of (relatively) sane and/or policy-focused answers.
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I don't know whether to thank you for reminding me of this or not.
The only reason I'm going to let it go on in the background is because of the cherished hope, no scratch that, the fear that Stabmaster B goes completely berserk, and I want to be the first to see it so I can call my friends and tell them to turn on their televisions.
Carson's going to rap all his answers. Should be fun.
I was going to say... Babs Bush LIBELZ!!1!
These guys?
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I'll be watching it and I just want to add you can only outstupid Ben Carson in a vacuum for the only one who can outstupid Ben Carson would be a clone of Ben Carson and two Ben Carson's would collapse the universe. So what I'm saying is those other wingnuts as dumb as they are better stay off Sleepy B's block or they like to get dealt with.
I dunno. He's not the sharpest scalpel on the tray.
Much as I love a Wonkette live-blog, I know that it will be a frustrating exercise in Disqus navigation. So the man and I will continue our Gotham Netflix binge instead.
His name finally makes sense -- Jesus is from the Dominican Republic.
I sure hope they address REAL issues, like those red coffee cups.
I'm hoping his pals in the campaign told him his semi-ragey new conference where he woke up and spurted idiot words more quickly was a big hit with the rubs. I'd love to see him get sleep-ragey at Trump.
I confess to holding this dream in my heart.
The fact that Jeb! is just now talking about baby Hitler weeks after it was on Twitter says SO much about his campaign.