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hahahaha! Mnunchin just said of the implication that he bough Indymac just to turn a buck by kicking poor people out of their homes, "nothing could be further than the truth!"

to more firmly solidify the fact that, Toto, we're not in Factsas anymore: they're already saying that his earpiece was malfunctioning. you're not supposed to need to wear on ear piece when testifying in front of Congress--but I'm unaware of any specific prohibition to doing so.

is it possible that he said "than" rather than "from" because he's being fed his lines by a Russian who wrestles bears and is allergic to dress shirts?

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"Elizabeth Warren is somehow not on the Senate Finance Committee??"

All the shits and fucks and goddammits!

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What the heck is that from?

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really? lol

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And those are the same bears that threaten our schoolchildren! See? It's all perfectly logical!

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Gotcha questions--that's like if they ask him what he likes to read, right?

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No, they'll answer, "YOU have no sense of decency! Sad!"

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Ooh, post it! We can make it go viral!

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If nothing could be further than the truth, then why did it happen? Why didn't you make SURE that nothing like that would happen?

Fucking leeches never take responsibility. Always denying they did something or trying to palm it off on someone else.

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Liz isn't on the Finance Committee because she isn't on the Finance Committee? I forget what that's called, but I know it doesn't constitute a reason.

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The tone was set in November, Senator Brown. Best get used to it and gird your loins for the fight.

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just got back, no need for follow-up surgery! YAY! they got it all :)

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Was not Lieberman fluffing deVos yesterday?

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LOVE

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Jesus, is he still alive?

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