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marydn's avatar

"Now they think they get some “clicks” because they have Third Rate Podcasts, but nobody’s talking about them,..."

Hey Stinky, if nobody is talking about them why are you? Is it because you're a nobody, too? No it is because you are a petty, vindictive, self centered asshole who actually believes the lies you tell yourself. Just remember, Stinky, that when you die the entire world will celebrate.

LyftControlledCities's avatar

Well, I must admit, "Donald Trump defends Bridgitte Macron's honor!" is a sentence I never thought I'd read in my lifetime...

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Let. Them. Fight.

Goonemeritus's avatar

I assume These MAGA influencers have yet to hear what an unalloyed success the Iran kerfuffle

was. Trump was very definite about that point.

Michael Bowen's avatar

Many people have noted that The Dotard published the video of a woman being murdered the same day that Melania had here "I did not bang Epstien" press conference.

David Maceira's avatar

Celebrity Death Match or Thunderdome? Where's Tina Turner when you need her!!

Hank Napkin's avatar

LIKE HORMUZZZZZZ!!!

Democrats' fight for Black support in 2028 is starting. It’s wide open. --NYT

Karen Krebser's avatar

I will never not work to make HAND FLAILER a thing.

HAND FLAILER!!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Nailed it, Evan, and it isn't even Easter.

Hank Napkin's avatar

MANY MANY VICTORIES BUT LET'S NOT MENTION THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR

See for Yourself How Tacky Trump’s 250-Foot Victory Arch Will Be -- TNR

Wookiee Monster's avatar

And he’s still jerking it to that CNN poll from weeks ago that said 100% of the people who are still in his cult approve of the cult leader.

But he doesn’t care about Tucker or Megyn or any of these other losers. That’s why he wrote an entire essay about how much they suck and posted it on his Trash Social network.

Hank Napkin's avatar

I STARTED THIS WAR SO YOU BETTER DO WHAT I TELL YOU!!!

Trump tells Iran to negotiate as Vance heads to Pakistan for peace talks -- BBC News

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Does this mean we're going to get a LEGO JD Vance fucking a couch?

Hank Napkin's avatar

Fingers Holy Crossed! The kids LOVE this stuff!

gallbladder's avatar

𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 “𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞” 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐩 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲.

Like fuckface himself.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"Fuckface dot org"

Pisto75666-Radical Left Scum's avatar

And Tuckems and Fat Orange were such besties too.

It's sad when MAGA boyfriends fall out.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Be reminded: Inflation Was Lower on Day One. Be reminded: We were promised a Period of Pain -- safe to assume this included Gaza and Iran and Lebanon. Be reminded!

Enchanted Forest Art Press's avatar

Im sorry but if you are on like 2 pages of social media posting, its time to take the phone away