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Alpaca22's avatar

That was so obviously written by Fuckwit. Our son watches what is going on in the avenues of right wing mouth breathers and informs us that the anti Fuckwit sentiment is really growing. Tucker is far more influential now he is off Fucks News.

Thank You For Trying's avatar

In fairness, Grandpa Insaneo isn't totally wrong here. There are some real bits of truth in that pile of rambling crazy words.

Eric Paul Jacobsen's avatar

I don't often read what Donald Trump writes, but I thought I would try today, simply because I can easily tolerate mud-slinging fights between combatants who are already covered with "mud" from head to toe.

You may notice that I put the word "mud" in quotation marks. I did this both to show that I mean something other than "mud," something for which "mud" is a euphemism, and to show that I know HOW to use quotation marks.

It occurs to me that Donald Trump also "knows how" to use quotation marks -- for his own purposes. He also knows how to use initial capitalization and ALL CAPS -- for his own purposes.

There was a quiz-show spoof on Saturday Night Live long ago, in which the objective was not to give the correct answer, but to give the correct WRONG answer, the answer that was offered by "most US high-school students," if I remember correctly.

Donald Trump would have won this quiz show easily. Everything that he writes that is obviously ridiculously wrong to an intelligent reader is perfectly crafted to seem "right" to a stupid one.

When Trump speaks, this "rightness" is conveyed by his whiny tone of voice, which intelligent people find grating but ignorant imbeciles somehow find soothing and uplifting, because they feel that he loves them and hates everybody else.

When Trump writes, this "rightness" is conveyed by his appallingly bad punctuation, spelling, and capitalization, which intelligent people find off-putting but ignorant imbeciles somehow find endearing, affirming, and inspiring.

I am not sure whether Donald Trump actually types his own remarks himself or has them edited by someone who understands how to use bad white people's English even better than he does, but whoever it is, they know EXACTLY what they are doing.

Stephen St John's avatar

I also noticed all the "quotation marks" in his "screed."

Scott Smith's avatar

He should consider applying for a trademark on the phrase "low IQ."

cmd Human Scum's avatar

Sort of OT, but a very creepy piece about Crusader Pete and his Christian Nationalist sect:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/apr/10/pete-hegseth-christianity-iran-war-crusade

Alpaca22's avatar

I chose not to read that yet. I am saving it for when I need to raise my blood pressure

marxalot's avatar

no one talks about them, said, talking about them

no one cares about them, says man in speech about how much he cares about them

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Every single thing he listed about these currently unattached ass remoras was true a week ago, a month ago, a year ago, and he would sing their praises. He had no problem with any of it. Their only unpardonable sin is daring to finally become slightly sentient and realizing that the man behind the curtain is actually an amoral, vicious, cruel, sadistic imbecile and fraud who is willing to destroy the world on a whim due to the unparalleled fragility of his ego and his severe lack of empathy, self-awareness, and self-discipline. Nothing else about them has changed. Which proves once again that the shitgibbon currently polluting the WH has no moral core. He was fully aware of their various, attendant cruelties and that they were, in fact, cruelties but did not care as long as they were loyal to him. He has said as much! Recently! He doesn’t care how “bad” someone is. If they’re nice to him, he likes them. I truly believe that he cannot fathom why this is wrong. He is open about it. One of the few things he is honest about. He is a psychopath, full stop. It is clear as day to everyone. Some people care about that. Some don’t. Some use it to their advantage. He has become the biggest threat to our country since the civil war, and due to our fucked up electoral system and a slipshod adherence to the public good in favor of personal gratification and celebrity worship, we (not all, but far too many) did it to ourselves.

Alpaca22's avatar

He is the kid in elementary/middle school who keeps ditching and then friending the same kids as they think it makes them more desirable as a friend.

RRJKR's avatar

Anybody who knew, or even knew of Donald Trump knew all of that 20 years ago. However the real Donald Trump was not presented to the American public, but rather a fictional character made up for a TV show. There was the REAL election fraud!

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Yup. Born and raised New Yorker here. We knew he was a piece of shit since he first slithered out of Queens.

RRJKR's avatar

Then I'm preaching to the choir here,

My uncle owned property in Brooklyn and Queens. Fred was always pulling some kind of shady deals Being scumbags is a family tradition for the Trumps

Just a damn shame that we couldn't get the message ou to the rest of the country

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

He’s not a mystery really. His odiousness is there for all to see. He’s always been a dumb, obnoxious scumbag. He took out a full page ad in the Times in 1989 (I think?) excoriating the Central Park Five and baying for their blood, and execution, when they were teenagers, and ultimately innocent. He’s a degenerate, a racist, and one of the worst people to ever draw breath and cast a shadow. He grew his campaign out of the soil of birtherism and xenophobia, descending that escalator and calling Mexicans rapists. This was all out there. People didn’t care, or they liked it. It’s celebrity culture, and a lack of morality, common sense, and insight that has partially done us in.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Are you saying it was so bad that it made Trump tell the truth? Now that's bad.

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

I know, right?! Yikes!

mr_snarky's avatar

plenty of stupidity in maga world...so so so much stupidity. if stupidity were money they'd all be driving lamborghinis.

RRJKR's avatar

Not so much stupidity, but rather willful ignorance, which is even worse.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

aaaaand a new post further explores the mysteries of our first lady...

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Todd Blanche has hit the ground running at the DOJ:

“Nobody has any idea why the attorney general is no longer the attorney general and I’m the acting attorney general except for President Trump,” Blanche said at his first public press conference Tuesday.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/09/politics/todd-blanche-memos-first-official-day

Cue Genesis: Land of Confusion

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

"And even Trump doesn't know, or even care".

Free beach's avatar

Did he just say the president is nuts?

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

"I don't know why I'm here, and neither does anyone else"

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Then he turned, bowed to the teleprompter, thanked the podium and walked straight into a closed door

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

hmmm

Kevin Bacon in animal house dot meme,

orrrrr

Leslie Nielsen dot meme?

paperlesstiger's avatar

These are all just low-level trolls that managed to monetize their notoriety, including Trump.

Oy!'s avatar

Re: ‘Entitled: The Rise and Fall of the House of York’

"In its initial publication, the book claimed that Melania Trump was introduced to Donald Trump through Epstein. HarperCollins has removed those passages and recalled approximately 60,000 copies of the book that contain those passages, issuing an apology to Melania Trump." -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entitled:_The_Rise_and_Fall_of_the_House_of_York

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Catch and kill . . . oops, this one slipped through but they will still sue-kill it.

"Nick Clemens, a spokesperson for first lady, told NBC News in September: "First Lady Melania Trump's attorneys are actively ensuring immediate retractions and apologies by those who spread malicious, defamatory falsehoods. The true account of how the first lady met President Trump is in her best-selling book, 'Melania.'"

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"Publisher Removes Melania Trump Claims From Book, Issues Apology"–https://www.newsweek.com/publisher-harpercollins-uk-removes-melania-trump-claims-book-issues-apology-10844442

"The publisher HarperCollins UK has said it removed "unverified" claims about First Lady Melania Trump from a recently published book and issued an apology.

"HarperCollins UK recently published a book by Andrew Lownie titled ‘Entitled: The Rise and Fall of the House of York.’ We have, in consultation with the author, removed passages of the book that referenced unverified claims about the First Lady of the United States Melania Trump," HarperCollins UK said in a statement posted on X on Tuesday.

"Copies of the book that include those references are being permanently removed from distribution. HarperCollins UK apologizes to the First Lady."

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

"Truth is whatever we say it is". How very Orwellian of them...

Eric Paul Jacobsen's avatar

This is why paper copies of books are still more valuable than digital ones.

Defend libraries!

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

buuuuut that book came out months ago, though, and was where the whole Andrew-selling-seekrits story [which finally did him in] came from

Oy!'s avatar

Indeed - that Newsweek story came out last October. Why has this possible "Epstein connection" taken so long to surface?

Crystalclear12's avatar

I guess they got tired of winning.

JustPixelz's avatar

WaPo and others: Inflation surged in March, fueled by Iran conflict

Widdle Babby Donnie responds: #ThanksObama

Lucidamente's avatar

First he attacked the wingnuts and I said nothing, because I was not a wingnut . . .

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

and I pointed and and laughed

Crystalclear12's avatar

So I bought popcorn instead.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Wait, is CNN 100% MAGA approved, or Fake News? I mean yeah it was in different paragraphs… But that does seem to me to indicate it was written by Grampa Assmouth and his failing Big Brain.