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The Villainess+'s avatar

She's the Russian Tucker Carlson now. :P

Liz Dye's avatar

He’s Swiss. Click through the link in story for his picture. Worth it, I promise.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

"Nullification" is when God-fearin' state governments tell the (((cosmopolitan elitist))) Federales to get bent, right?

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

I am hoping someone (anyone) deposits a million buckos in Mrs. Nobody's checking account soon. Please?

cessnadriver's avatar

I do not know why she was ever allowed to leave the US. Should have been tried for espionage.

Trademark Dave's avatar

So is this asshole Oetken one of Drumpf's appointees?

Emil Muz's avatar

count ye not two, unless thou immediately followith on to the count of three

Emil Muz's avatar

Raymond Luxury-Yach-t

Cripes's avatar

No shit. The mortgage is due. Russia, if you're listening... just saying.

empf's avatar

She's an idiot. From Arizona (sadly, my state, but not my district).

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

*Emily Litella voice*

"Oh. That's very different. Never mind."

Lascauxcaveman's avatar

You'd think shit-stirring would be something that everyone here is used to seeing. I know I am.

Dr. Rags's avatar

My hovercraft is full of sardines!

Joe Beese's avatar

Teenage cannabis vaping on the rise, says here.

Shit, if my future was as fucked as theirs, I'd want to get high too.