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She's the Russian Tucker Carlson now. :P

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He’s Swiss. Click through the link in story for his picture. Worth it, I promise.

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"Nullification" is when God-fearin' state governments tell the (((cosmopolitan elitist))) Federales to get bent, right?

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I am hoping someone (anyone) deposits a million buckos in Mrs. Nobody's checking account soon. Please?

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I do not know why she was ever allowed to leave the US. Should have been tried for espionage.

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So is this asshole Oetken one of Drumpf's appointees?

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count ye not two, unless thou immediately followith on to the count of three

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Raymond Luxury-Yach-t

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No shit. The mortgage is due. Russia, if you're listening... just saying.

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She's an idiot. From Arizona (sadly, my state, but not my district).

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*Emily Litella voice*

"Oh. That's very different. Never mind."

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You'd think shit-stirring would be something that everyone here is used to seeing. I know I am.

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My hovercraft is full of sardines!

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Teenage cannabis vaping on the rise, says here.

Shit, if my future was as fucked as theirs, I'd want to get high too.

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Jesus is gonna get him for sure.

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