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Upvoted for Cordelia reference.

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And fucking "Excite" them.

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Also, of all the bad, destructive, terrible, options, t-rump will pick the absolute worst one.

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*Raises hand*

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With freshly gifted fur coats.

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Gift from Parnas.

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True, but they are agents (lobbyists) for a foreign government or individual, which means they were supposed to register.

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nancy just bought us redemption.

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Trump always claimed to be 6'2" until his weight got past the obese BMI level. So the White House added another inch. This happened about two years ago. It was extensively covered at the time.

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Didn't Tug McGraw write the Introduction for that?

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He regrets not naming the others Donald so he could regift monogrammed stuff to them too.

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it is well known that all men age 55+ who spend a lot of time among the jet-set are usually conspicuous by several universal, tell-tale signs:

--prematurely white hair, and often sprouting mainly from the rearward 1/3 of the scalp--at least 2 gold chains (18K, or just plated, because who can tell from afar?) --that they show off all the time because they only button their shirts halfway up--which also shows that their chest hair has gone white as well--pinkie ring=mandatory--Rolex=optional

from there, there is a wide variety among the species when it comes to other identifying characteristics.

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Also rage, vengefulness and weirdness.

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Schadenfreude. Ta, Liz.

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Yea! That was a great read. lots of laughs!

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I think they're from his own line of Trump Ties... once available at Macy's.

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