Playgirlmodel and father of at least one "Palin baby" Levi Johnston is about to add another accomplishment to his resume: literary sensation. Levi, who became famous for impregnating one of Sarah Palin's children, is the author of the forthcomingDeer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs.
Coming of age? Bullshit. The Red Badge of Courage was a coming of age story. Levi's book is nothing more that self-absorbed wankery and fame whoring.
Trumpette thinks he&#039;s talking in code about affirmative action racial preferences. And that is <i>exactly</i> what the Obama haters will hear. The hideous part of his smear is that Trump had the enormous advantage of wealthy parents. And I can only imagine the government subsidies he drew on for his projects. Especially -- it must be said -- the government protections of bankruptcy.
That &quot;supreme intellect&quot; stuff is why the Repug and the Trig-lovin&#039; 23% hated their guts; although you or I might &quot;want a beer&quot; w/ someone who could actually converse, the Noisy Minority wants a good ol&#039; boy who could choke on a pretzel.
Off topic, but now <a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/stories\/0411\/53694.html" target="_blank">Donald Trump is just cold being a dick</a>.
The high point of Levi&#039;s life was appearing at the GOP convention with a new suit of clothes. No marriage, no reality tv show, no music career, and a book that will be remaindered almost upon being published.
Coming of age? Bullshit. The Red Badge of Courage was a coming of age story. Levi&#039;s book is nothing more that self-absorbed wankery and fame whoring.
For those who need the title explained, I offer these verbatim quotes from the Urban Dictionary:
<i>Deer: An attractive young male in his early 20s and the main food source of a cougar.</i>
<i>Headlights: breasts, boobs, tits.</i>
I hope this clarifies things.
Yes...but alas, it is as likely and winning the lottery. Still, I keep playing.
Are you saying he has a <strike>penis</strike> face made for audio?
I&#039;m thinking it should be a choose-your-own-adventure book.
You may be thinking of &quot;laying pipe&quot;
<i>...he wrote the book &ldquo;for me, for my boy Tripp and for the country.&rdquo;</i>
Pretty much why I write wonkette comments. At least he (and I) don&#039;t do it for money.
Trumpette thinks he&#039;s talking in code about affirmative action racial preferences. And that is <i>exactly</i> what the Obama haters will hear. The hideous part of his smear is that Trump had the enormous advantage of wealthy parents. And I can only imagine the government subsidies he drew on for his projects. Especially -- it must be said -- the government protections of bankruptcy.
It&#039;s coming out in book form? What, Cocopuffs wouldn&#039;t serialize it on the back of their boxes?
One assumes this is the Whole Package, collected in one place -- like Wonkette.
What is about cable installer that you don&#039;t understand?
(I was going to use &quot;milkman&quot;, but given our young hipster demographic, I doubt many would get it)
That &quot;supreme intellect&quot; stuff is why the Repug and the Trig-lovin&#039; 23% hated their guts; although you or I might &quot;want a beer&quot; w/ someone who could actually converse, the Noisy Minority wants a good ol&#039; boy who could choke on a pretzel.
<i>Levi Johnston is about to add another accomplishment to his resume: literary sensation.</i>
It was either that or put on a chicken head and hand out coupons.
Palins are gonna carry on like a shark attack at a Sunday school.
Spoiler Alert: No, he did not.
Off topic, but now <a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/stories\/0411\/53694.html" target="_blank">Donald Trump is just cold being a dick</a>.
The high point of Levi&#039;s life was appearing at the GOP convention with a new suit of clothes. No marriage, no reality tv show, no music career, and a book that will be remaindered almost upon being published.