Levi Johnston To Run For Political Office On Television, Just Like Jesus
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Important news from Alaska! Now that Levi and Bristol's re-engagement has ended its two-week run at the top of the charts, Levi obviously needs something new to keep him in the public eye, because without the adoration of millions he will literally fade into non-existence. Fortunately, Levi has the services of his indefatigable manager, "Tank Jones" (or possibly "'Tank' Jones"), who is always looking for new ways to build the Levi brand of droll dumbshittery. What better way for Levi to give back to his nation and leagues of adoring fans than to run for mayor in the same awful town that foisted his erstwhile mother-in-law-to-be on the rest of the world? And if someone who ran a television network wanted to follow Levi around with cameras while this happened, and also maybe give Levi and Tank Jones some money in the process, well, it's not like anyone could
Levi Johnston To Run For Political Office On Television, Just Like Jesus
Levi Johnston To Run For Political Office On…
Levi Johnston To Run For Political Office On Television, Just Like Jesus
Important news from Alaska! Now that Levi and Bristol's re-engagement has ended its two-week run at the top of the charts, Levi obviously needs something new to keep him in the public eye, because without the adoration of millions he will literally fade into non-existence. Fortunately, Levi has the services of his indefatigable manager, "Tank Jones" (or possibly "'Tank' Jones"), who is always looking for new ways to build the Levi brand of droll dumbshittery. What better way for Levi to give back to his nation and leagues of adoring fans than to run for mayor in the same awful town that foisted his erstwhile mother-in-law-to-be on the rest of the world? And if someone who ran a television network wanted to follow Levi around with cameras while this happened, and also maybe give Levi and Tank Jones some money in the process, well, it's not like anyone could