Are we still talking about the sex lives of former teenagers in Alaska during the Sexy Summer of '08? Well then, Levi Johnston's sister, Mercede Johnston, has a hot new blog review of Bristol's teen vampire fiction,Not Afraid of Publicity. According to Levi's sister, who knows all about what Bristol did that summer because duh, Levi, there are reasons to question Bristol's heartbreaking account of being accidentally knocked up in a tent due to Levi being a sketch artist who knew the secret magical powers of Wine Coolers. This is important to American Politics, so let's see where Mercede is going with it!
"Levi...turn left a bit...no left DAMMIT! Fuck it, it fell out again...here, let me, DAMN! If only your cock was as big as dad's. What? You FUCKER! Well then throw your hotdog down some other hall! I'll finish myself.
<b>Oh god oh God oh GOD OH GODDDDDD!</b>
Perhaps there is more to that tattoo around the finger that is not visible from this angle, like &quot;insert into&quot; and &quot;up to here&quot;
Sorry, but &quot;I know nothing&quot; isn&#039;t the same as &quot;nobody&#039;s known me.&quot;
When I think of Levi, more and more I think of Alice&#039;s trips down the rabbit hole and through the looking glass. I just hope the guy gets his bearings back, and adjusts well to the real world now that he&#039;s back.
Repeating the same moronic shit over and over gets him tons of upfists from the BrightFart crowd. They think he&#039;s hilarious -- which says a lot about them.
Ew, I just don&#039;t want to know anything about Brisull&#039;s brand of &quot;abstinence&quot; and/or &quot;drunky-wine-cooler-nonconsensual-sex.&quot; Vom.
Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin&trade; sure knows how to be a mama -- trusting her 17yo daughter to be on these sleep-overs at the Johnston&#039;s and camping trips with Levi. &quot;They&#039;re just teenagers, what&#039;s the worst that could happen?&quot; she undoubtedly told hubby Todd as he came home from another massage.
And that&#039;s why the Tea Party loves her. She understands Real Americans.
&quot;Levi...turn left a bit...no left DAMMIT! Fuck it, it fell out again...here, let me, DAMN! If only your cock was as big as dad&#039;s. What? You FUCKER! Well then throw your hotdog down some other hall! I&#039;ll finish myself.
<b>Oh god oh God oh GOD OH GODDDDDD!</b>
So this earlier time, I guess Levi only pick-pocketed her virginity coinpurse?
&quot;Levi...turn left a bit...no left DAMMIT! Fuck it, it fell out again...here, let me, DAMN! If only your cock was as big as dad&#039;s. What? You FUCKER! Well then throw your hotdog down some other hall! I&#039;ll finish myself.
<b>Oh god oh God oh GOD OH GODDDDDD!</b>
It&#039;s all the eloquence you deserve.
bristol was much better looking in &#039;08.
I think that is Mercede, probably before the boob job.
Perhaps there is more to that tattoo around the finger that is not visible from this angle, like &quot;insert into&quot; and &quot;up to here&quot;
So says Mercede. What&#039;s Porsche&#039;s take?
It is a blood libel to call Bristol Palin an <i>&quot;unwed teen mom with literally no shame.&quot;</i> She is 20 years old now.
Sorry, but &quot;I know nothing&quot; isn&#039;t the same as &quot;nobody&#039;s known me.&quot;
When I think of Levi, more and more I think of Alice&#039;s trips down the rabbit hole and through the looking glass. I just hope the guy gets his bearings back, and adjusts well to the real world now that he&#039;s back.
Fuck off.
Repeating the same moronic shit over and over gets him tons of upfists from the BrightFart crowd. They think he&#039;s hilarious -- which says a lot about them.
Being unemployed and full of hate makes it possible.
Ew, I just don&#039;t want to know anything about Brisull&#039;s brand of &quot;abstinence&quot; and/or &quot;drunky-wine-cooler-nonconsensual-sex.&quot; Vom.
Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin&trade; sure knows how to be a mama -- trusting her 17yo daughter to be on these sleep-overs at the Johnston&#039;s and camping trips with Levi. &quot;They&#039;re just teenagers, what&#039;s the worst that could happen?&quot; she undoubtedly told hubby Todd as he came home from another massage.
And that&#039;s why the Tea Party loves her. She understands Real Americans.
So this earlier time, I guess Levi only pick-pocketed her virginity coinpurse?
&quot;Levi...turn left a bit...no left DAMMIT! Fuck it, it fell out again...here, let me, DAMN! If only your cock was as big as dad&#039;s. What? You FUCKER! Well then throw your hotdog down some other hall! I&#039;ll finish myself.
<b>Oh god oh God oh GOD OH GODDDDDD!</b>