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very valid point, there are too many schools suffering from a lack of supplies ...

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There is so much this applies to, yet it never fails to be glibly funny.

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NICE!

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Yes, I do believe it involved a convertible Caddy.

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What if Lori is really Charo's Second Cousin?

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They could rent a boat and re-enact "The Old Men and the Sea"

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Or action-figure accessories. "Mommy, look! It's the complete set of sneering, leering, James Woods Action Figures! Mommy, PLEASE?"

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Gotta admit, she doesn't have much of a dress code for work

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Hollywood will reject or accept anyone based one criteria: Does their being in a movie help sell tickets?

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Nugent always sucked.

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Abigail is trying to link Wonketeers to a malicious website according to my Norton Connectsafe..

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That is the current faddish catchphrase. I like to apply it to Trump-voting soybean farmers.

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I think she teaches at an expensive private school and her students are well supplied. Many other schools would likely benefit from donations in her name, though.

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My favorite James Woods roles are Videodrome, Citizen Cohn, and The Killer. Human being, not so much.

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Totally killed it! And now we have to dismiss him. Sad face.

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I loved True Believer. So sad that both JW and Robert Downey Jr. played so totally against type.

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