39 Comments

Mysteriously, this did not make headlines elsewhere in America. I only knew about it because I have a nephew in Santa Cruz.

Proof that the MSM is a ho for the NRA, just like we always thought.

Expand full comment

<i>call them wifebeaters every day until Jesus brings us home!</i>

I think we can still do this, since a majority of the House GOP voted against VAWA. And also, they all go home and beat their wives, so there's that too.

Expand full comment

Facehuggers grow up so fast...

Expand full comment

Rods of correction, valve-stems of desire.

Expand full comment

♫"Peg-o-my-heart" ♫

Expand full comment

It's been diagonalized.

Expand full comment

Of course not, because they'd shoot you.

Expand full comment

Fear of primaries. Probably have a nice Latin name by DSM-VI.

Expand full comment

Dogghaazi?

Expand full comment

Ryan sort of barely retained his House seat. He lost his hometown. Ryan is a chronically-lying hypocritical life-long-government-teat-sucking phony-baloney shitweasel with no grasp of simple arithmetic, but even he isn't stupid enough to think that stonewalling VAWA was going to improve his electoral chances in southern Wisconsin.

Expand full comment

It's shitmuffins all the way down.

Expand full comment

Wouldn't that be "stupidist"?

Expand full comment

To be fair, being born pregnant is entirely appropriate -- if you belong to certain lower, parasitic species.

Expand full comment

Mother Nature has some <a href="http:\/\/books.google.com\/books\?id=Sk72f-N1vAAC&amp\;pg=PA121&amp\;dq=" target="_blank"> interesting ways </a> of freaking out fetus-lovers.

Expand full comment

I think it was gas in their bowels.

Expand full comment

If anything is a badge of honor, it is being called a coward and a hack by cowardly hack Mark Levin.

That, or something about cookware.

Expand full comment