According to a scientific survey of some people on the Internet somewhere, liberals eat the fanciest of fancy foods -- while conservatives literally eat filthy garbage, mostly from fast-food anusburger chains. See if you can tell which meals were far more likely to be enjoyed by left-leaning humanists: coconut curry lamb and rice, fresh fruit, Pan Asian/French Fusion cuisine and organic vegetables. The answer, of course, is "All of them, Katie." Because only liberals would even know what these foods are, and conservatives are eating another grease glob off their belly in the parking lot behind the Rite-Aid.
Some years ago I was sitting in front of a Baskins Robbins, waiting for my date.
After watching some of the folks walking into that establishment, i thought instead of a door it should have a large cut-out. If you can't make it through, you probably shouldn't be eating any more ice cream.
What the heck are those things actually made of? I can't say I actually like them, but they're perversely fascinating... like the love child of a Cheeto and a marshmallow Peep.
German beers, at least, are semi-fascist and thus acceptable among teatards. Sam Adams is more of a Librul Commie beer, coming from that foreign land of Massachusetts.
Baked scallops, fried fish, steamed clams, and lobster dipped in melted butter... how I miss Catholic Fridays in New England. I never quite figured out how this was supposed to constitute a sacrifice. Fortunately, generations of Yankees came and went, and not a one of them ever let the Vatican in on the joke.
At least I live in the land of Yuengling black&tan.
I can kill just as many brain cells w/ Pinot Noir, and I'm a liberal.
TWINKIES!
Do eeet, do eeet! Maybe right on their Aeron chair
Here it's Saranac B&T -- in my fridge now!
(Gags on local pizza)
Oh yeah ... been there. Nothing curbs the appetite like watching a whole family of wide-loads loading up their plates at a Denny's buffet.
They curry favors all the time. Curry flavors, not so much.
Some years ago I was sitting in front of a Baskins Robbins, waiting for my date.
After watching some of the folks walking into that establishment, i thought instead of a door it should have a large cut-out. If you can't make it through, you probably shouldn't be eating any more ice cream.
If there's no cattle handy, I'll be happy to piss on their heads. Happiness all around.
What the heck are those things actually made of? I can't say I actually like them, but they're perversely fascinating... like the love child of a Cheeto and a marshmallow Peep.
German beers, at least, are semi-fascist and thus acceptable among teatards. Sam Adams is more of a Librul Commie beer, coming from that foreign land of Massachusetts.
"NO WAY JOSE!!! "
Just give it back to Jose - he's cool about it.
Veggie alert!
But how do you keep them from voting?
Baked scallops, fried fish, steamed clams, and lobster dipped in melted butter... how I miss Catholic Fridays in New England. I never quite figured out how this was supposed to constitute a sacrifice. Fortunately, generations of Yankees came and went, and not a one of them ever let the Vatican in on the joke.