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The Quirk's avatar

At least I live in the land of Yuengling black&tan.

The Quirk's avatar

I can kill just as many brain cells w/ Pinot Noir, and I'm a liberal.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Do eeet, do eeet! Maybe right on their Aeron chair

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Here it's Saranac B&T -- in my fridge now!

The Quirk's avatar

(Gags on local pizza)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Oh yeah ... been there. Nothing curbs the appetite like watching a whole family of wide-loads loading up their plates at a Denny's buffet.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They curry favors all the time. Curry flavors, not so much.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Some years ago I was sitting in front of a Baskins Robbins, waiting for my date.

After watching some of the folks walking into that establishment, i thought instead of a door it should have a large cut-out. If you can't make it through, you probably shouldn't be eating any more ice cream.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If there's no cattle handy, I'll be happy to piss on their heads. Happiness all around.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What the heck are those things actually made of? I can't say I actually like them, but they're perversely fascinating... like the love child of a Cheeto and a marshmallow Peep.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

German beers, at least, are semi-fascist and thus acceptable among teatards. Sam Adams is more of a Librul Commie beer, coming from that foreign land of Massachusetts.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"NO WAY JOSE!!! "

Just give it back to Jose - he's cool about it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Baked scallops, fried fish, steamed clams, and lobster dipped in melted butter... how I miss Catholic Fridays in New England. I never quite figured out how this was supposed to constitute a sacrifice. Fortunately, generations of Yankees came and went, and not a one of them ever let the Vatican in on the joke.