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At least I live in the land of Yuengling black&tan.

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I can kill just as many brain cells w/ Pinot Noir, and I'm a liberal.

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TWINKIES!

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Do eeet, do eeet! Maybe right on their Aeron chair

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Here it's Saranac B&T -- in my fridge now!

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(Gags on local pizza)

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Oh yeah ... been there. Nothing curbs the appetite like watching a whole family of wide-loads loading up their plates at a Denny's buffet.

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They curry favors all the time. Curry flavors, not so much.

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Some years ago I was sitting in front of a Baskins Robbins, waiting for my date.

After watching some of the folks walking into that establishment, i thought instead of a door it should have a large cut-out. If you can't make it through, you probably shouldn't be eating any more ice cream.

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If there's no cattle handy, I'll be happy to piss on their heads. Happiness all around.

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What the heck are those things actually made of? I can't say I actually like them, but they're perversely fascinating... like the love child of a Cheeto and a marshmallow Peep.

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German beers, at least, are semi-fascist and thus acceptable among teatards. Sam Adams is more of a Librul Commie beer, coming from that foreign land of Massachusetts.

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"NO WAY JOSE!!! "

Just give it back to Jose - he's cool about it.

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But how do you keep them from voting?

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Baked scallops, fried fish, steamed clams, and lobster dipped in melted butter... how I miss Catholic Fridays in New England. I never quite figured out how this was supposed to constitute a sacrifice. Fortunately, generations of Yankees came and went, and not a one of them ever let the Vatican in on the joke.

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