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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Libertarians. MAGA.

Two kinds of crazy.

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Erisian's avatar

I left the Republican Party towards the beginning of Reagan's second term when the growing stench created by the Neocon parasites, feeding off of being embedded in the WH bowels, became too much to bear. I started dabbling in Classic Liberalism which eventually led me to the Libertarian Party. Silly me... I thought that a party calling itself libertarian by capitalizing the "L" would espouse a modicum of libertarian values. (It took a while to find it, it was barely into its teens when I left the Repubs.) At least I came out of it a realization; each and every organized political party exists solely to be the host body for a few whack jobs who proceed to eat the brain and proceed to control the body.

"They’re mad Trump didn’t #FIREFAUCI, #ENDTHEDEEPSTATE, #FIRETHEFED, #DRAINTHESWAMP, get rid of taxes, or return the country to the gold standard[]" just provides another proof for my theory.

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"Also somebody held up a sign saying “MAGA=SOCIALISM,” which really makes ya think."

True, that. It makes think that in any given political crowd there will be at least one person who knows a few buzzwords and isn't afraid to use them -- whether or not they have a clue as to what they're parroting means.

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(too easy, but...)

"The reason I didn’t file paperwork for the Libertarian Nomination, which I would have absolutely gotten if I wanted it (as everyone could tell by the enthusiasm of the Crowd last night!), was the fact that, as the Republican Nominee, I am not allowed to have the Nomination of another Party.

Actually, Trump [sic] might be at least partially correct about the nomination. When he didn't get it, I half expected him to try a small-scale version of 1/6. I'm still surprised, surely his closest "advisors" would have suggested it as a trial run of a strategy for what might have to be done post-general election.

In his orange pip of a brain he did hear an enthusiastic, adoring crowd -- his narcissism would not allow anything else in. He wasn't hearing "booooo," he was hearing a whooping "hoooooya." He wasn't hearing "fork you," he heard "fork Joe." Like any narcissist worth their salt, they don't just lie to others, they lie to themselves regularly.

And no, after asking two different search engines the same question five different ways I drew a blank looking for a Repub rule preventing their nominee accepting the nomination of another party. In fact a two-party nominee already has occurred in an election for POTUS: in 1872 when Grant (R) faced of against Horace Greeley (D & Liberal Repub -- a breakaway faction of the Repub Party).

fnord

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Has anyone candled Don Don's head for brain worms lately?

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Lemonhead's avatar

"the party of you're not the boss of my mom!"

*chef's kiss, Marcie

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. The MAGAts invade!!

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Darth Trad's avatar

Did that guy actually see how it took police and the National Guard to remove those college leftist sissies out of the campuses a week ago? Because you big ol' Libertarians couldn't even keep control of a row of seats in YOUR OWN CONVENTION!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The Unraveling.

A lifetime of getting everything he wanted all the time through money and bullying finds our Mr. Trump at the crossroads of different groups who are not under his control, all of it of his own doing.

I've had more than my share of complaints about the writers of this timeline for being so derivative and repetitious, but I got to give them props for this new arc. It's got my attention.

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Jimbobsama's avatar

Here is when I point to as an example of American Politics becoming like professional wrestling. Trump encouraging the heckles and boos of the crowd to generate red heat is like a wrestling heel coming to your town and saying it smells like garbage.

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Darth Trad's avatar

In their defence, a lot of towns DO smell like garbage.

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Amelia Anne Cone's avatar

Thank you for referencing "A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear!" Brilliant post :)

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Tessie's avatar

Full disclosure: I didn't watch the entire 26 minute video linked above, but I've seen clips elsewhere.

I was especially tickled by the part where he said, "THAT's nice!"

What a weak, dumb, whiny comeback -- and also, all of a sudden NOW he cares about NICE? His WHOLE WORLD is centered around cruelty and spite, and has been for DECADES. It's his BREEEEAND.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a rubber chicken is a good guy with a rubber chicken.

Second Amendment violation!!!!

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Eva Porter's avatar

I hope Trump goes to jail. I fear he’ll be acquitted or a hung jury.

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Tessie's avatar

"which I would have absolutely gotten if I wanted it"

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Co-worker coming in to work on Monday morning with goose egg on his forehead and black eye: "I coulda taken him."

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

A coworker came in like that one Monday, said he'd been playing in a pickup game of football in a field, got tackled, and slammed his head down in the one bare patch of ground in the whole field.

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Darth Trad's avatar

If you don't have a contract for tens of millions to let that happen, you shouldn't. How else you going to pay for the next 30 years of your life paralysed from the waist down?

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Laz's avatar

Even the Libertarians have some standards, I guess.

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WeaverSix's avatar

Clearly they have more standards than the Republicans do.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Everything about Republicans is substandard.

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Old Pal's avatar

So my tax dollars paid for the Secret Service to confiscate the rubber chickens? Who do I sue?

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Darth Trad's avatar

Big Rubber Chicken. They control the real action in Washington now.

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