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"You don't want to cover up those killer eyes of yours and you know the bandana banana drives me wild … 🙂"

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Is Becki in a marriage of convenience? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Even I think you just won the Internet for the year with "Technicolor Dreamcock"

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I wish Jerry Sr. was still around to be humiliated by all of this.

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OT: CNN's Jim Sciutto is about to punch Hogan Gidley in the dick on live TV.

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LET THE PUBLIC DICK PUNCHINGS COMMENCE!!!! For full effect read that in the voice of an MMA ring announcer.

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You say that as if he had a conscience.

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For a second, I misread "bandana" as "banana", and I was about to throw up.

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About time.

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ERMA GURD, can this Falwell turd just flush already? I got more than enough shit to make me nuts already.

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Pool boys are convenient. Not that there's anything wrong with...aw, fuck it. They're cheap unscrupulous trash. Lipstick, Nip & Tuck, etc. doesn't hide that shit.

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It’s not even Cocktober yet!

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This is not the Sextember news I want to read about.

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Jesus, "...after band practice." School bands are deep swamps of fornication. Shameful.Now what's this about humping vacuum cleaners? How does one go about that, exactly?

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Wonder if they’ll find any 2016 correspondence with trump campaign of covering up Granda in exchange for falwell’s endorsement of trump. And or blackmail by trump against Falwell with the results of the coverup. Would not Liberty U do the honest Christian thing and make the truth plain for everyone? Not counting on it. They probably just want their own little blackmail pile squared away.

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More an eggplant, I would imagine. Or a good sized zucchini.

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