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Run2Live's avatar

"You don't want to cover up those killer eyes of yours and you know the bandana banana drives me wild … 🙂"

Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

Is Becki in a marriage of convenience? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Rasilom's avatar

Even I think you just won the Internet for the year with "Technicolor Dreamcock"

Grimscribe's avatar

I wish Jerry Sr. was still around to be humiliated by all of this.

GhostOfTheUnknownBiden's avatar

OT: CNN's Jim Sciutto is about to punch Hogan Gidley in the dick on live TV.

Rasilom's avatar

LET THE PUBLIC DICK PUNCHINGS COMMENCE!!!! For full effect read that in the voice of an MMA ring announcer.

wavicles's avatar

You say that as if he had a conscience.

Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

For a second, I misread "bandana" as "banana", and I was about to throw up.

Calming Influence's avatar

ERMA GURD, can this Falwell turd just flush already? I got more than enough shit to make me nuts already.

Calming Influence's avatar

Pool boys are convenient. Not that there's anything wrong with...aw, fuck it. They're cheap unscrupulous trash. Lipstick, Nip & Tuck, etc. doesn't hide that shit.

whatwhomever's avatar

It’s not even Cocktober yet!

Red Richmond's avatar

This is not the Sextember news I want to read about.

Calming Influence's avatar

Jesus, "...after band practice." School bands are deep swamps of fornication. Shameful.Now what's this about humping vacuum cleaners? How does one go about that, exactly?

GH Swell's avatar

Wonder if they’ll find any 2016 correspondence with trump campaign of covering up Granda in exchange for falwell’s endorsement of trump. And or blackmail by trump against Falwell with the results of the coverup. Would not Liberty U do the honest Christian thing and make the truth plain for everyone? Not counting on it. They probably just want their own little blackmail pile squared away.

Calming Influence's avatar

More an eggplant, I would imagine. Or a good sized zucchini.