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They have an aviation skkkool.

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Gay frogs

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They’re jizzing their Jordaches at the prospect of getting the economy going no matter how many millions have to die

We’re at war, remember?

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^ThisThey charge ridic rates for room and board and have all kindsa rules about living off campus.They want to keep that sweet cash

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edit: Though they already do online ed, like every uni, so that is no excuse

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ok, stop saying "you must be willing to die!" it just gives them a chance to saber rattle.Start saying "You must be ok with up to 8 million americans dying"Make them own that shit

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Infinitely superior. Not great but inifinitely superior to CAEP. I have horror stories.

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They are willing to let millions of people die for a chance to profit now.

While absolutely true, I think it's also about trying to Weekend at Bernie's the stock market just enough for just long enough to get through the election. As much as they love profit, they love having their demented Shit Lord in power too. It was only a matter of time until we got to "give yourself and your loved ones a potentially fatal disease to own the libz."

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Transitive: lay, laid, laidIntransitive: lie, lay, lainIt's been 60 years since I had to know that on the PSAT and I haven't forgotten it. Dogs lie down. Chickens lay eggs. It's not so hard.

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Rainbow chemtrails

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Ridgecrest (earthquakes) here

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Lizard Cheney getting mean tweeted and called a RINO in 3...2....1...

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Ironically, Liberty Diploma Mill has a long history in providing online education that is just as shitty as the education they give on campus.

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i dunno. I have a cousin who graduated from the other one - Bob Jones University - with a degree in music, and she got a job as a church organist.

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I keep going back to this one fact: Jerry Falwell senior was a racist, misogynist who ardently supported segregation until he had to switch to hating gays and abortion to keep the money flowing in.

And yet Junior has managed to become an even bigger asshole than his father was.

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What janet is that? I don't recognize the character at all...

And is the "not a girl" bit about resisting the infantilization of women? Or about gender roles? Or about transness?

Thank you for indulging my curiosity.

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