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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I feel you my brotha! (stacks hands to create lebbels)

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

In addition to 22 being double 22, it is because he's the 44th president.

In Soviet Russia, jokes explain YOU!

Also.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I do get sadistic glee, however, in the PUMAs who are always going on about how much better Hillary Clinton would have been as President being confronted with the fact that she's a warmongerer too.

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jqheywood's avatar

Beat me to it! I keep waiting for a post on divisions in France to trot out Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres.

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jqheywood's avatar

The Sea Peoples?

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jqheywood's avatar

Depends on the mushrooms, nawhatimsayin?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Carla and Michelle running together side-by-side on the beach...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Plus he's on double secret probation.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hah! It depends on the type of cheese. When I were a lad, we were on welfare for a while...and not this wimpy welfare where you can go to the store and buy what you want. No! We got boxes of food that no one wanted to eat...including this weird government cheese.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

No matter what Obama does, he's double screwed.

Instead of a Catch-22, they should call it a Catch-44.

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Bezoar's avatar

Wouldn't it be funny if Obama just said "Fuck this shit" and decided not to run for a second term?

Ha! First!

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Well, what do you expect? He's morally weak, after all.

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