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I want Joe to run so I can see him lose. However, if he won I would have to dedicate my life to destroying Connecticut and I really got other things to do like shovel the roof and mow the cat.

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i <i>am</i> a Connecticut voter now. If Joe-Mentum becomes the Demoncrat nominee, I would vote for the Repubican on the general principle that he/she is at least honest about it. Unless the Repubican is a TP'er, then I'll vote for Bristol Palin because she's a plucky orphan.

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Maybe if the cardboard cutout had some jumbo jowls photoshopped in. That's where Joe stores his personality.

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