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weejee's avatar

I'm numb for your batty post Martini.

Miss Grundy's avatar

I'm sure there are many homeowners who wished they would have had this cutie around to save their houses! They are adorbs!

Michael's avatar

Wombats and Numbats have lots in common. Australian and use their tough rump for protection in their burrows. Difference is that wombats are much bigger and herbivores. Both are very lovable!

Menotsure's avatar

Unlike the many numbnuts

That steer our ship of state

The clever little numbat

Is very hard to hate.

They rummage 'round for termites

With tongues so long and straight

And thereby save folk's houses

From being termite ate.

Michael's avatar

Our poet laureate!

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

An adult Numbat eats about 20,000 termites every day. If these guys weren't endangered I would think there would be a great future in pest control for them.

"More than 48,600 species are currently threatened with extinction, according to the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species"

Grrrrrrr

Free beach's avatar

Need more numbats!

tehbaddr's avatar

Oh, and I want one for myself I think also, too!

Kay Ducky's avatar

I hope they're comfortable numbats.

tehbaddr's avatar

Have to admit, I was completely stumped as to what those critter are. Was thinking Tasmanian Devil Squirrel?

NatalyaResists's avatar

YOU'RE A...nevermind. Sorry. Already used that one this week. Should have waited.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

OK, Martini, now you’re just making up fanciful marsupials.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Are numbats related to dingbats?

30 characters max's avatar

Do they have numbnuts?

PrimerGray's avatar

Stifle yourself there, will ya?

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Or numbnuts?

30 characters max's avatar

Shoot! I didn't read far enough! Good one.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Poor vision creates some hilarious reading on occasion.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I doubt that. They don't have funny yellow hair.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Primary hell, recall them. Start with the reprehensible Fetterman. #DINO

eddi-SABH's avatar

World War 3 is developing into the USA versus everyone.

beb's avatar

Kristi Noem has been promoted to some sort of phony balony new job what While Markwayne Mullins, one of the dumbest men in the Senate gets her job. Heaven forbid Trump actually puts someone competent in that job.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP4_2soVZe0

Police Body Cameras: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Demodocus's avatar

Ran across a thing on FB "what was happening in cleveland in 1960 that would shock people today," and one of the commenters said "pledge of allegiance." Cleveland public schools do in fact recite the pledge like every other school I have direct experience with. (Commenter evidently gets all their info from bots and the FB algorithm.)

Does make me wonder. Do any of you have direct knowledge of a public school district in the US that doesn't do the pledge regularly?

Zyxomma's avatar

In high school, we were in the band homeroom; all three grades full of musicians. We didn't have a flag in our homeroom, and therefore were never called upon to recite the Pledge.

Demodocus's avatar

Interesting; I don't think anyone had band for homeroom at either of my high schools. What'd the kids in other home rooms do?

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/03/musk-testifies-tweet-that-led-to-44-billion-lawsuit-may-not-have-been-my-wisest/

Hed: Musk testifies tweet that led to $44 billion lawsuit “may not have been my wisest”

Subhed: Elon Musk takes the stand in a San Francisco courtroom.

Uhhhh, ya think ya stoopid rich bitch?

Littorally Speaking's avatar

So much for the BS claims of threats to DHS/ICE agents ...

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/05/ice-homeland-security-job-danger?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAQjo6prsjHwKr7ARiE5_meuaiX7aoBKhAIACoHCAowwo6qCzDCmcID&utm_content=rundown

Pretty sure public school teachers are more at risk of violence in the workplace.

Also, is it too late to go back to being a colony of Spain, because that Sanchez guy makes more sense than any US politician—let alone head of state—that comes to mind ... ?

PRW's avatar

"our vice president of posting has gone dark." He'd already long since gone dork.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I don't understand the TX thing. Why do two county republican chairs get to decide how voting happens? Shouldn't changes only impact Republican registered voters?

devourerofpancakes's avatar

So, the republican senators all collectively furrowed their brows with oh so much concern and then let Trump have all the war (and war crimes) he wants for as long as he wants. And a three-branch system seemed like such a good idea at the time.

Pere Ubu's avatar

"You *holding*, man?"

"Oh, no, the means of production are held by all the people!"

Michael's avatar

Bondi attacks the state bars:

"Attorney General Pam Bondi is attempting to gain the power to suspend state bar ethics investigations into current and former DOJ lawyers under a newly proposed rule.

Critics say the move would amount to an illegal intervention into a state process.

The proposal would diminish the power of state bar associations by halting state-level ethics proceedings against DOJ lawyers while the department conducts its own review. Bondi and members of her leadership team are the targets of ethics complaints probing DOJ misconduct in states where they’re licensed to practice law.

DOJ says the change is necessary in light of the “weaponization” of the bar complaint process. If the rule is finalized after a public comment period, the attorney general could exercise a right to review state bar ethics complaints or disciplinary probes concerning DOJ lawyers “in the first instance.”

The proposal is “is incredibly concerning” and “inconsistent with all precedents,” said Hilary Gerzhoy, chair of the DC Bar rules of professional conduct review committee. “The way that the DC bar disciplines lawyers is an independent process that happens in the DC Court of Appeals,” Gerzhoy said. “It is not a federal process.”. (Bloomberg)

Note the use of the term, "weaponization". The Republicans use that for any process that attempts to bring them to the bar of justice.

Babe Paley's avatar

I used to say about my criminal defendants--If they worked that hard at something legal, it would really be something. She spends a LOT of time trying to get OUT OF stuff instead of using that time to do her actual work.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Trump's picks are nothing if not thorough.

Michael's avatar

Thoroughly reprehensible that is.

Alternative Dog's avatar

Holy shit, that's hilarious. I want that movie!

Karen Scofield's avatar

Gotta have my Tab's and Coffee in the Morning ☕💯👍

Bupkus231's avatar

"...all the Republicans claim the WAR Secretary from the Department of WAR isn’t doing a war it’s like a strategic tactical strike or some shit..."

I guess by refusing to call it a "war', they don't realize that they sound exactly like Putin, who for years refused to call his invasion of Ukraine a war ( even criminalizing any Russian who used that word ), instead referring to it as a "special military operation"

I guess today's Republicans no longer care about the negatives of being associated with Putin, apparently parroting all the shit that Trump has said and done since getting re-elected.

Pere Ubu's avatar

I've come to the conclusion that it's a pattern of speech that emerges from a particular mindset, which they share with Putin and many other autocrats. The second WE'RE directly affected, it'll be a war. Other people dying, not so much, including our military personnel which these bastards consider disposable.