191 Comments

Double feature12 Seats Over There in Front of 12 Angry Men.

Expand full comment

We have a winner !!!

Expand full comment

It was awesome.

Expand full comment

How about a reality TV show where a black family gets to live in Ferguson, Missouri?

Expand full comment

... I wonder who wrote that line for Dennis (rhymes with dumass) Miller? I'm pretty sure he was only ever funny when reciting something an actual humourist wrote.

Expand full comment

... best Tattoo Lampshade wins a prize.

Expand full comment

And you know the dolts at The "History" Channel are kicking themselves that they didn't think of it first.

'Cause the most important history is that which involves Nazis (also extraterrestrials and Jesus).

Expand full comment

"Hun for a Day," where contestants compete to see how many skulls of their enemies they can stack up in a single afternoon, then it's off to the bear-baiting pit for a fun-filled evening of family entertainment with the kids.

Expand full comment

You know who ELSE produced Nazi reality shows?

At this point, I think it's safe to set our television sets on fire. Pro-Tip: Someone might check into the producer's genealogy.

Over and out: http://www.streetartnews.ne...

Expand full comment

Theme song: Bohemian Captivity

Expand full comment

#NotallCzechs

Expand full comment

The wasteland is really nice this time of year.

No, really. My wife and I went to north-east Arizona recently. Vermillion Cliffs and Antelope Canyon are kind of magical, even when it's raining like it did.

Expand full comment

I dunno, the Duggars got them beat I think.

Expand full comment

"Texas State Lege"

Expand full comment

Really big families.

Expand full comment

Harkonnen?

Expand full comment