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I like how they say the beam has a crack. Ummm, no, it's completely snapped in two and thankfully there wasn't a catastrophic failure. Innocent Dems might have gotten hurt.

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"Sir, do you see those two n**gers sitting on that there bench?"

"Yes, Doctor."

"He's good."

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And then forced Chris "Fat Fuck" Christy to grovel at his knees and forced Christy to order and eat the meatloaf at that NJ diner. And thus the circle of life goes on.....

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My Dad gave me a copy on my 21st birthday. My Dad is pretty fucking cool. He did shit in chemistry class in school that would land him in Gitmo these days and of course he told me some chemical combinations back in high school and one day in chemistry class we had a substitute teacher and I told the biggest fucking psycho in our school the recipe and, well...... Thankfully only a table and a few ceiling tiles got melted. He later went into the Marines and killed a prostitute overseas during a psychotic break and is now back in the hometown selling homeowner's insurance.

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Give Mr Goat a sweater. Or leave him for the local clerk in the dairy cooler at your nearest supermarket.

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Yup, when I say he is their God Emperor, it's not sarcasm at all, it's serious fact.

ryp's avatar

They too heard a demented moron that didn't know the first thing about anything he was talking about, and it reminded them of themselves.

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Let me guess, he found Jesus along the way as well.

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Evapotranspiration, is that just a fancy way of saying swamp cooler?

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I thought I liked "hot" food until I ate at an Indian place where the vindaloo was like putting hot coals in your mouth.

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Didn’t he make Christi eat meatloaf at the White House?

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No, it is the formal name of the process.

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He might have done it at the White House too but originally it was at a NJ diner.