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W? He has an MBA.

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Catch 23, there. Volunteer = consent.

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The attacker is always blah.

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Dear GOP: you're doing great; keep up the good work! Now is not the time to get hesitant or RINOy! In the next 18 months, you make damn sure there is a bill like this one in the headlines every week.

Protip: when you don't happen to have a bill that calls rape victims whores and liars, you can always whip up a bill that insults native Spanish speakers. And when you are short on those, please offer a bill that destroys Social Security.

HUGE THUMBS UP, GUYS!!!

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Sshhhhh! They'll just say their "Abstinence-Only Edumacashun" did it.

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Better, since the Prolifers are so concerned about when the fetus becomes viable and can survive in a tank, let's take the embryo from the unhappy pregger (we'll call her a "donor") and shove it into the congressperson that votes against choice.

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The FBI are just shills for Big Abortion.

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Somebody's (all of them there R's?) got some serious mommy issues.

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So ... police background check for an abortion but not for a gun.

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Except getting put in a chokehold in a Texas Walmart.

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The Reptards should apply their beloved market principals to abortion: Reduce the demand. That means (free!) contraception, sex education, morning after pills.

BTW: The abortion rate has been declining for years. It's now back to <a href="http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/national\/health-science\/study-abortion-rate-at-lowest-point-since-1973\/2014\/02\/02\/8dea007c-8a9b-11e3-833c-33098f9e5267_story.html" target="_blank">pre-Roe-v-Wade</a>. Apparently the outrageous restrictions Republicans have enacted are not a factor as the <a href="http:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/nchs\/data\/nvsr\/nvsr63\/nvsr63_04.pdf" target="_blank">teen birthrate</a> (as a proxy for abortions <i>not</i> done) is also declining.

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I, for one, sure am glad President Obama fixed all the other problems, so Lindsey can continue to focus on this important issue.

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Also too, prosecution only for legitimate weapons violations, not possession or concealment.

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I confess that I haven't been paying attention. Are the GOP demanding honor killings for the virtuous virgins or for the dirty sluts?

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Did he have a sidewalk??

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