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Baconzgood's avatar

“Lindsey was a true defender of freedom and of the values that make our world safer.”

That is a bit of a stretch.

Dirty Work's avatar

“a brief and sudden illness.”

The fuck does that mean? Sure if there was an iota, there is not. It must focus group well with Fox viewers dreamin that exit. I wish few ill and certainly not old's as myself just cause they've lived and breathed Fox pretty much their entire adult lives. I was close with a handful pre-trump. Very.

Lindsey was 71. He was doin magic wand shit months ago.

It was neither. Polymarket says they are hiding and lying.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Never, ever forget. Eminem got his radar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Bm0AXRDUg&list=RDH7Bm0AXRDUg&start_radio=1

Eminem - New America's Comedy

Preznit Bitch is a Bald Ass Pussy

ciaobella's avatar

I’m a little worried about Wonkette.

Rebecca said subscriptions down.

Marcie dropped without any story about that.

Evan seems to be phoning it in sometimes with ass-licking jokes and I hear he’s actually left the country for Spain.

How you doing Wonkette?

Tia Loca's avatar

I feel happy!

I feel like I go for a walk!

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Better than Mitch and Lindsay

John Strycharz's avatar

This is an easy promise for Hair Führer to make (to Putin). It will take 2-3 years to build those Patriots . The West has completely privatized it's defense, and our corporatist governments refuse to build national arsenals. If instead a capitalist can make one dime more profit dealing with autocrats, then it's screw you, baby.

https://abcnews.com/Politics/experts-trumps-plan-license-patriot-missiles-ukraine-years/story?id=134623702

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Here Lies Lindsey Olin Graham,

His Chiffarobe Still Unbusted Up

clairence's avatar

hey, that doesn't rhyme!

Miss Grundy's avatar

Ann Telnaes' Open Windows "Sen. Lindsey Graham is dead":

https://anntelnaes.substack.com/p/sen-lindsey-graham-dead?

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

see, this is both a comment and a non comment

and also too, on topic and not on topic

[smoaks moar quantity]

John Thorstensen's avatar

So, apparently Graham had been pushing sactions against Russia in his visit to Ukraine, and there is quite a bit of speculation that Russian agents somehow offed him. This is not completely insane but strikes me as a bit unlikely.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

It also seems mostly hopeful projection from people who can't successfully invade a country too small to have a navy.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Was Lindsey aa tea drinker ? . . .

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

8.4 from the Belgian Judge. Dunno if he stuck the landing, but that 360 cartwheel was fire!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I hope you learned why they call them wild animals.

The Wanderer's avatar

I hope he's okay, but lesson hopefully learned.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Watch the video, the guy wasn't doing anything obviously stupid.

NatalyaResists's avatar

I also hope the 🦬 is ok!

blueicebank's avatar

OT. I've gone over to the dark side. Was researching what *appears* to be a long RF attenuator. You know WHAT ELSE it's used for?

Listed on eBay:

"Bird RF Coaxial Attenuator? OR A Star Wars LightSaber?"

https://www.ebay.com/itm/298499933541

I don't always turn an attenuator into a lightsaber, but when I do ...

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

"May require additional parts when used as a Lightsaber."

Tom65's avatar

"Buyer assumes all liabilities. Not intended for any particular use"

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

"Lightsaber is a registered trademark of Jedi LLC."

Ward From Cali's avatar

WaPo headline: "Lindsey Graham dies after ‘sudden illness’; Trump says senator was like family"

What, you mean empty inside and unloved by daddy? No.doubt that's true, but Jesus Christ, dude.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/07/12/lindsey-graham-longtime-south-carolina-senator-dies-71/

JustPixelz's avatar

my thoughts exactly

Mr blob's avatar

If Junior went one one too many……ski trips

I’m not sure he’d get a “like family” in the public acknowledgement

Prometheus59650's avatar

In fairness, Trump actually did treat him like shit while Lindsay repeatedly crawled back for attention and validation.

So........actually checks out.

Prometheus59650's avatar

‘𝐌𝐨𝐚𝐧𝐚’ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 $𝟗𝟓𝐌 𝐖𝐖 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠; 𝐃𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐜 𝐏𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐨 𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐞 $𝟏𝟎𝟎𝐌-$𝟏𝟐𝟓𝐌

Because...

- It's not old enough to need a remake. There's no 'new generation' you might want to speak to.

- The live action/animated mix isn't some head and shoulders leap from the original animation.

- Dwayne has never been able to open a movie by himself to begin with and, with this latest string of disappointments, it should be clear to the C-suite that audiences are increasingly turned off by the smell of what The Rock is cooking.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

It's been a laughing stock since the first pictures leaked of Dwayne's wig and tattooed, nippleless muscle suit.

Mr blob's avatar
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I also don’t get the thinking behind these “remakes”. The whole point of animation is it’s supposed to transport you to a world of fantasy that can’t exist in real life. This is just going to feature the rock, an actress who looks like the drawn character, and still about 70% of animation they interact with

And the rock I’m not sure has ever played anything other than a toned down version of his wrestling persona. Batista has effectively made the transition to acting because he actually goes for weird roles that challenge him.

I’d say cena is the better actor now

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Its the new version of the same old Disney recycling machine.

Back in the day it would be 6 direct to VHS sequels of rapidly decreasing quality.

They started with their first big smash of the modern era (Lion King) and then kept going till they stopped selling.

They'll find other ways to slap some new paint on old IP and sell it to the same people again.

Prometheus59650's avatar

"Snow White VIII: Snow White Goes to Coney Island."

The Wanderer's avatar

I think it's because Hollywood has given up on trying to make original movies, and just releasing variations on already-existing films.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I'm pretty sure the third movie ever released was just a re-make of the first.

The Wanderer's avatar

(snickers, chuckles, finally guffawing like a maniac)

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

He probably can open a movie, but I don't think he or his management want to make those movies.

And to be fair Black Adam was going to fail no matter who was the lead.

Miss Grundy's avatar

He could probably open an action movie. That seems to be more his lane.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Absolutely.

I think he's been quite popular in the Fast movies.

But I think he wants to do kids movies.

JustPixelz's avatar

You and Aquaman ... I've never seen you both at the same time. Coincidence?

PoDG follows the 92%'s avatar

The Rock stopped trying after the "Get Shorty" sequel "Be Cool."

Prometheus59650's avatar

Black Adam was doomed when it decided to still slather Snyder all over itself.

And double doomed when Dwayne not only changed the character because being Shazaam's archnemesis was beneath him, but tried to turn himself into the Kevin Feige of DC by stomping all over a bunch of suits to get to more expensive suits to try to muscle his way in.

Pierce Brosnan was the best thing in it by miles.