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fuflans's avatar

greece is also financially fucked up b/c finances were part of an unspoken social contract to help it overcome a history of fascism, military dictatorship and coups.

oh, and greece hasn't been the world's reserve currency since like 250 BC.

fucking asshats.

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fuflans's avatar

please add that marketing masterpiece to the wonkette catalog with the santorums.

it's so fabulous i would like to use as my holiday card.

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PubOption's avatar

Those are the good entitlements, the problem comes when the entitlements go over to the dark side.

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SullivanSt's avatar

So, thinking about violating the full faith and credit makes Lindsay Graham get hard and start fantasizing about Obama showing him what a real man he is?

Oh Lindsay sweetheart, don't you ever change. You're just fabulous as you are.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I find the so many panties not so much scary as creepy.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I'm sure there's more than just the tip on offer.

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diogenez's avatar

Beside "hardening" - needs more rippling pecs and abs.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Needz mur spanks.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Highly recommended. Must have been the source for much of the plot.

I learned how to give away Michigan swamp land and make money doing it. When I lived in Chicago, each year on his birthday the Yellow Kid would be interviewed by the local newspaper. The amount of money he stole grew each time...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

There should be a rule that any Senator or Representative that states that Obama is borrowing more money or will be spending out of control should lose their job on the spot for being so fucking stupid as to not understand that all federal spending originates in Congress and that the debt ceiling is being lifted to pay for PREVIOUS spending

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TundraGrifter's avatar

You beat me to it!

"And I can tell you this, there is a hardening on the Republican side." Why? Did a Senate page just show up?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

AOTK.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Not to mention all those beautiful islands, with picturesque homes overlooking secluded bays of azure water.

Zorba libel!

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Oh my, Lindsey is soooo sexy when he's angry.

Get your whip and chaps, big boy -- Mitchy's waiting!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Ms. Lindsey - "The Entertainer."

PS: Have you read the autobiography of Yellow Kid Weil? Fascinating...

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Every big idea he has is a liberal idea that drowns us in debt. </i>

Eeeesh! Drama Queen much?

Ever notice how the Rs always think they can state something as a fact and it just instantly becomes true? Reality totally escapes them.

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