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Slinger's avatar

You mean Queen Ann !

lynchie's avatar

His running mate will be Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner that way none of them have any balls.

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

"We must sell a hopeful lie." FIFY Lindsey.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Wait a minute ... I thought that ISIS was a threat to Iraq and Syria, since those are the states that it is waging war against and trying to seize territory from. When did it become this big scary pants-shitting threat to the United States?

Oh, wait ... 12:01 pm on January 20, 2009. OK, got it.

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Will he come in like a Wrecking Ball?

Zyxomma's avatar

No. The Oval Office is not ready for a fainting couch.

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

As long as we learn from our mistakes AHA HA HA sorry.

Dan Lack's avatar

When Ed Koch, former mayor of NY and "lifelong bachelor", campaigned, at least he had the services of the gorgeous Bess Myerson, (former Miss America), standing by his side at every possible moment, and frequently kissing him...she was an absolutely perfect "beard"..Graham, not only has never married, or had children, reportedly, he has never even dated a woman, or been in seen out in public with one...the man is either gay, or asexual, neither one of which the American public would ever go for...until He answers the question on everyone's mind and deciseivly, nobody is going to listen to anything else he has to say..

CripesAmighty's avatar

Well, if nothing else, Miss Lindsey has performed a remarkable feat: he seems to have instantaneously transformed half of America onto Henny Youngman.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Well, not sure how "they" feel about it, but the idea of him in the White House scared me to death.

Pugsandcoffee's avatar

Who knew he loved white, male-only clubs? I'm shocked *clutches pearls*

Whale Chowder's avatar

I assumed the Navy had been in him.

Mintie's avatar

I'm wondering if he's reconsidering his decision to quit the Daily Show right now, because the next 18 months are going to be political comedy gold.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Guys, people are being mean to Lindsey on facebook. They say he's a lib in Obama's pocket and doesn't know the constitution. My heavens, what happened to manners in this country.