Dignified and genteel Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Other Southern White Guys) announced today that he will be seeking to lose the presidential election to Hillary Clinton, and he has two messages for US Americans: 1. He is the toughest, most badassed dude in the race, and all the foreigns are terrified of him; and 2. He is The Moderate Candidate who will bring Americans together, after our eight-year nightmare with the divisive Kenyan Socialist Commie named B. Hussein Obama.
Wait a minute ... I thought that ISIS was a threat to Iraq and Syria, since those are the states that it is waging war against and trying to seize territory from. When did it become this big scary pants-shitting threat to the United States?
Oh, wait ... 12:01 pm on January 20, 2009. OK, got it.
When Ed Koch, former mayor of NY and "lifelong bachelor", campaigned, at least he had the services of the gorgeous Bess Myerson, (former Miss America), standing by his side at every possible moment, and frequently kissing him...she was an absolutely perfect "beard"..Graham, not only has never married, or had children, reportedly, he has never even dated a woman, or been in seen out in public with one...the man is either gay, or asexual, neither one of which the American public would ever go for...until He answers the question on everyone's mind and deciseivly, nobody is going to listen to anything else he has to say..
Guys, people are being mean to Lindsey on facebook. They say he's a lib in Obama's pocket and doesn't know the constitution. My heavens, what happened to manners in this country.
You mean Queen Ann !
His running mate will be Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner that way none of them have any balls.
"We must sell a hopeful lie." FIFY Lindsey.
Wait a minute ... I thought that ISIS was a threat to Iraq and Syria, since those are the states that it is waging war against and trying to seize territory from. When did it become this big scary pants-shitting threat to the United States?
Oh, wait ... 12:01 pm on January 20, 2009. OK, got it.
Will he come in like a Wrecking Ball?
No. The Oval Office is not ready for a fainting couch.
As long as we learn from our mistakes AHA HA HA sorry.
When Ed Koch, former mayor of NY and "lifelong bachelor", campaigned, at least he had the services of the gorgeous Bess Myerson, (former Miss America), standing by his side at every possible moment, and frequently kissing him...she was an absolutely perfect "beard"..Graham, not only has never married, or had children, reportedly, he has never even dated a woman, or been in seen out in public with one...the man is either gay, or asexual, neither one of which the American public would ever go for...until He answers the question on everyone's mind and deciseivly, nobody is going to listen to anything else he has to say..
Well, if nothing else, Miss Lindsey has performed a remarkable feat: he seems to have instantaneously transformed half of America onto Henny Youngman.
Well, not sure how "they" feel about it, but the idea of him in the White House scared me to death.
Who knew he loved white, male-only clubs? I'm shocked *clutches pearls*
Yet flown over :)
I assumed the Navy had been in him.
I'm wondering if he's reconsidering his decision to quit the Daily Show right now, because the next 18 months are going to be political comedy gold.
Blech.
Guys, people are being mean to Lindsey on facebook. They say he's a lib in Obama's pocket and doesn't know the constitution. My heavens, what happened to manners in this country.