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At my house, I never refer to him by his name. I call him "that little popinjay".

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In his defense, absorbing all the fag jokes has probably left him with a permanently skewed sense of humor.

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A bar such as one might find Lindsay Graham buying drinks for some of the guys.

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Lindsey looks so much younger after his boob lift procedure.

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I endorse a proposal I have seen elsewhere: that before any right-wing man is allowed to make one single snickering, smirking comment about a woman's looks as a means of shrugging off her point of view, he has to pass muster before an impartial panel of judges convened to decide whether he's good looking enough to get away with it.

I think we can take it as a given that ol' Lindsay (along with Rush and Sean and Bill-o and Rand and Ted Nugent and Kid Rock and Donald Trump and a host of other right-wing droolers who get their giggles from snarking on Democratic women's looks, and from echoing the easily-disproven but tenacious cliche that right wing women are "hot" while left-wing women are "dogs") would not make the cut. Most right wing men would not make the cut, for that matter.

Maybe Adam Schock.

Although he probably doesn't want to be saying anything snarky in public these days, either.

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There's an image I would like to unsee.

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Bitch...I mean Mitch, puh-leaze.

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Have some pity - all of this deciding which bathroom to use has made Lindsey nervous.....

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Following his apology, Senator Graham turned back to having his legs waxed and his eyebrows depilated.

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Ooh, burn!

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Enh, more like one of the sad, fat girls who hung around with them trying to get into the group.

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Sometimes the old jokes are the best ones.

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Only their delivery is stiffer and colder.

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He was mad because seeing the disgust on Pelosi's face broke his concentration - he was furtively masturbating to a sexy glossy that Bibi had signed before the address, and she ruined it (bitch!)

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Spoken part: "I made a very poor attempt at humor"

Unspoken part: "..for the shiteaters at the event I was at, and they loved it. But outside of those Romney® brand Quiet Rooms, I've got to apologize for it. It's sometimes called pandering, throwing red meat, and dog-whistling."

Double-unspoken part: "But, it's only news if anyone really notices. I'm fucking Lindsay Grayahayam, who even gives two cold shits what I have to say, really?"

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