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Vienna Woods's avatar

Goddam right.

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Boscoe's avatar

Who will be First Beard?

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

I can believe Nader is totally sexless. His lack of empathy towards women and their health issues, for example, is one of his many failings as any sort of "progressive".

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

DING DING DING DING DING

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Flashman's avatar

I’m not gonna call the judge, I’m gonna call the drone. And we will kill you.Well, good-bye, north Minneapolis.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

If I’m president of the United States, and you’re thinking about joining Al Qaeda or ISIL — anybody thinking about that? — I’m not gonna call the judge, I’m gonna call the drone. And we will kill you.

Finally an answer to the musical question:

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

But according to Graham, Bush Johnson Nixon “corrected his mistakes,” the “surge illegal war on Cambodia worked,” and we’d pretty much wrapped things up until Obama time-traveling Obama made a mess of Iraq and un-won the war by thinking it was over and OK to bring the troops home, as one does when a war ends.

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Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

Oooh! A mind-reader! What am I thinking right now, Lindsey?

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Awesome Man's avatar

“When it comes to blaming people about Iraq, the person I blame is Barack Obama, not George W. Bush.”

Yeah! And I blame BHO for Iran-Contra, Watergate, and Hoovervilles since we're blaming conservative mishaps on someone who isn't the least bit responsible.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

As long as he thinks he’d be good at the job, that’s one vote he can count on. Probably.

Hey, now, now. You forgot to include his wife.

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Andrew Mayer's avatar

Gravitas can't hold him down!

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Graham 1, Constitution 0

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marxalot's avatar

No... no, actually, she didn't...

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pooracademic's avatar

But is our future President Lindsey Graham a vers/top?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as my campaign lay dying...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Something, something, something Spartanburg.

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