Sen. Lindsey Graham, the southern gentleman from South Carolina, has been threatening for months to run for president, promising to be an excellent president for rich white meneverywhere and to "literally use the military" to force Congress to do his bidding. Why does he think he can win? Who exactly does he think will vote for him? No idea, but we laughingly welcome him to the race, as he announced on Monday his intention to announce his intention to run for president, which is how presidential campaigns work nowadays. And he's got a real optimistic Reaganesque morning in America
I can believe Nader is totally sexless. His lack of empathy towards women and their health issues, for example, is one of his many failings as any sort of "progressive".
If I’m president of the United States, and you’re thinking about joining Al Qaeda or ISIL — anybody thinking about that? — I’m not gonna call the judge, I’m gonna call the drone. And we will kill you.
But according to Graham, Bush Johnson Nixon “corrected his mistakes,” the “surge illegal war on Cambodia worked,” and we’d pretty much wrapped things up until Obama time-traveling Obama made a mess of Iraq and un-won the war by thinking it was over and OK to bring the troops home, as one does when a war ends.
“When it comes to blaming people about Iraq, the person I blame is Barack Obama, not George W. Bush.”
Yeah! And I blame BHO for Iran-Contra, Watergate, and Hoovervilles since we're blaming conservative mishaps on someone who isn't the least bit responsible.
Goddam right.
Who will be First Beard?
I can believe Nader is totally sexless. His lack of empathy towards women and their health issues, for example, is one of his many failings as any sort of "progressive".
DING DING DING DING DING
I’m not gonna call the judge, I’m gonna call the drone. And we will kill you.Well, good-bye, north Minneapolis.
If I’m president of the United States, and you’re thinking about joining Al Qaeda or ISIL — anybody thinking about that? — I’m not gonna call the judge, I’m gonna call the drone. And we will kill you.
Finally an answer to the musical question:
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But according to Graham, Bush Johnson Nixon “corrected his mistakes,” the “surge illegal war on Cambodia worked,” and we’d pretty much wrapped things up until Obama time-traveling Obama made a mess of Iraq and un-won the war by thinking it was over and OK to bring the troops home, as one does when a war ends.
Oooh! A mind-reader! What am I thinking right now, Lindsey?
“When it comes to blaming people about Iraq, the person I blame is Barack Obama, not George W. Bush.”
Yeah! And I blame BHO for Iran-Contra, Watergate, and Hoovervilles since we're blaming conservative mishaps on someone who isn't the least bit responsible.
As long as he thinks he’d be good at the job, that’s one vote he can count on. Probably.
Hey, now, now. You forgot to include his wife.
Gravitas can't hold him down!
Graham 1, Constitution 0
No... no, actually, she didn't...
But is our future President Lindsey Graham a vers/top?
as my campaign lay dying...
Something, something, something Spartanburg.