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Boscoe's avatar

Who will be First Beard?

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

I can believe Nader is totally sexless. His lack of empathy towards women and their health issues, for example, is one of his many failings as any sort of "progressive".

Flashman's avatar

I’m not gonna call the judge, I’m gonna call the drone. And we will kill you.Well, good-bye, north Minneapolis.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

If I’m president of the United States, and you’re thinking about joining Al Qaeda or ISIL — anybody thinking about that? — I’m not gonna call the judge, I’m gonna call the drone. And we will kill you.

Finally an answer to the musical question:

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

But according to Graham, Bush Johnson Nixon “corrected his mistakes,” the “surge illegal war on Cambodia worked,” and we’d pretty much wrapped things up until Obama time-traveling Obama made a mess of Iraq and un-won the war by thinking it was over and OK to bring the troops home, as one does when a war ends.

Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

Oooh! A mind-reader! What am I thinking right now, Lindsey?

Awesome Man's avatar

“When it comes to blaming people about Iraq, the person I blame is Barack Obama, not George W. Bush.”

Yeah! And I blame BHO for Iran-Contra, Watergate, and Hoovervilles since we're blaming conservative mishaps on someone who isn't the least bit responsible.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

As long as he thinks he’d be good at the job, that’s one vote he can count on. Probably.

Hey, now, now. You forgot to include his wife.

Andrew Mayer's avatar

Gravitas can't hold him down!

marxalot's avatar

No... no, actually, she didn't...

pooracademic's avatar

But is our future President Lindsey Graham a vers/top?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as my campaign lay dying...

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Something, something, something Spartanburg.