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Aileen's avatar

In the end, Trump's lampreys will abandon him. Even his children. Certainly his wife. But, I predict Lindsey will be the very last one.

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Dr.BDH's avatar

Let's hear for assholes!https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Swampay's avatar

GRAHAM: What's a high crime? How about an important person hurting somebody of low means? It's not very scholarly, but I think it's the truth. I think that's what they meant by high crimes. Doesn't even have to be a crime. It's just when you start using your office and you're acting in a way that hurts people, you've committed a high crime.Wait, do we have to impeach ALL the repos now? Or are there some who haven't acted in a way that hurts people of low means? Jordan's gotta go FOR SURE,

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Eliot's avatar

According to Stormy, it would be difficult to find even if one wanted to do it.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Until a single fucking journalists asks Lindsey why a blow job was more hurtful than insurrection I sincerely don't want to have this discussion. Until THEY ARE CALLED OUT in front of everybody, everyday they will continue to be hypocrites and liars and we will deserve it.

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RLL's avatar

I think that Lindsey was one of the pee-tape hookers.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

If they want us to stop being so mean to them, they need to stop making us want to give them healthcare and better education.

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goCatgo's avatar

Unity is an interesting concept. Not black or white. Like most things, grey.

Unite with people that are currently against you ? No.Unite with people that say they may want to work with you ? Maybe. With metal detectors.Unite with people that have done legal and social penitence for their past ? Yes, mostly. Unite with people that have supported you on many or most issues. Yes.Unite with people that support you on the biggest issues ? Oh yes!

To see where the Republicans fall in all this, what have they done in the last 4 years ?What have they done in the last 3 months? Not Rocket Surgery.

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Tiffany Houston's avatar

One of the things that has surprised me about Trump's "presidency" is that he hasn't had a full blown sex scandal taking place while he's been in office. I figured he would actually grab some woman by the you-know-what in full view of the press at the very least and possibly get caught screwing Hope Hicks or his eldest daughter.

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leo_rawr's avatar

I wish someone would use Graham's exact words against him. It would be perfectly apt and sooo dramatic! Amy K? Corey? Sherrod? Kristin G? Liz? Please please please!!!

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mailman27's avatar

Trump:..."with only three states we win the election..." And if she had a dick, my Aunt Helen would be my Uncle Bill.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

exactly.

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brain_of_moran's avatar

When I saw Lindsey graham and seditious blow jobs in the headline, I thought so that's how he got Trump to sign the stimulus package. The ADHD starts kicking in about 3 PM.

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Alpaca suitcase's avatar

Lindsey Graham Only Supports Impeachment For Seditious Blow Jobs, Not Violent Insurrections

So....make war, not love?

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

I thought about that before posting. 360 puts him going in circles, between total subservience, then some brief independence, then back on the Trump golf cart. 180 implies a one time reversal. But, I get your point.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Republicans just cannot understand consensual sex. I love that every one of his impeachers has since been caught in a sex scandal of his own.

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