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Well, there's something flaming there, at least.

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He has a purty mouf.

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Poor Lindsey was disqualified from the Carolina beauty pageant for being too short. He must be at least 8 inches shorter than the one in the white top - Miss West Carolina, maybe? (She can't be either North or South, as red and yellow have them covered.) Too bad, as I understand he has a killer baton-twirling routine.

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The men in dress uniform are firefighters. They're asking Lindsey if he would like to come by the fire station and have a nice meal of cake and cock. By the time Lindsey gets their, they will have eaten all the cake, so Lindsey will only have cock.

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How would I know? Ha ha. I mean, there's no way I could know such a thing.

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I see South Carolinians have a Muslim crescent on their flag. Must be 'cause they're under Sharia Law. I'd accuse them of disloyalty to the United States Constitution, but pretty sure everyone already knows that. And they're proud of it anyway.

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Agreed. But I'd like to hear what the men of South Carolina have to say about it.

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Have "Dancing Queen" as your ring tone to remove all doubt.

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Damn...that picture with the map is provocative. Also...doesn't Lindsey remind you of Mr. Garrison?

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can't we associate lindsey with some food other than ham biscuits? i do not live near ham biscuits and now i want ham biscuits again.

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If he butched it up a little more, he could probably be Kurt's understudy on "Glee".

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You sir are cursed with an over abundance of empathy.

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Hmmmm, no boner cover up in the beauty pageant picture.

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