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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Lol...<i>Bright</i>

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diogenez's avatar

Lebanese? I always thought Lindsey was Pekingese.

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diogenez's avatar

Also: butch

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diogenez's avatar

Old joke. It was implied. Look it up!

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

<i>Ohhh</i> right. Got it. That's actually pretty funny. Only seen a few episodes - and clearly not that one. Not sure "old" works though. Old to me would mebbe be an obscure reference from the Twilight Zone, The Dick Van Dyke Show, or perhaps The Avengers (think B&W). But thank you, and consider me thus enlightened.

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chascates's avatar

So is Jody.

And maybe 'Newt'.

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SullivanSt's avatar

The shit geyser.

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>And South Carolina being South Carolina, it is rising again to give us all the point-and-laughs we need to get by in the heat of a boring-ass August.</blockquote>

Yes, South Carolina is rising like a bubble of methane trapped under the punctured liner of a vast lagoon of pig feces.

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Sean Gothman's avatar

"Why Captain Bright, you're givin' me the vapors!" <faints />

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Sean Gothman's avatar

So is Lee!! duhn-duhn-DUHN.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

<i>Oh. We thought you were going to say “lebanese.” </i>

You miss-spelled Lesbian.

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Shypixel's avatar

I hope so too, because I didn't...

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SullivanSt's avatar

Needz moar ham biscuits.

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SullivanSt's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/books.google.com\/books\?id=igqMIP7OjrAC&amp\;pg=PA337&amp\;lpg=PA337&amp\;dq=al-franken%20lagoons%20of%20pig%20feces&amp\;source=bl&amp\;ots=AtqVJUR5Wu&amp\;sig=yuGUQFksNGQk4Z6G93ECe9yHGa8&amp\;hl=en&amp\;sa=X&amp\;ei=qJcXUrz_Cq7e4AO-n4GoDg&amp\;ved=0CFsQ6AEwBQ#v=onepage&amp\;q=al-franken%20lagoons%20of%20pig%20feces&amp\;f=false" target="_blank">One of the most magnificent sights in all of nature</a>.

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Shypixel's avatar

Blindpixel is blind...

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Some people are so homophobic, if they believed in science they'd probably insist on being called "hetero sapiens."

Not that the "sapiens" part would really apply, either.

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