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Lol...<i>Bright</i>

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Lebanese? I always thought Lindsey was Pekingese.

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Also: butch

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Old joke. It was implied. Look it up!

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<i>Ohhh</i> right. Got it. That's actually pretty funny. Only seen a few episodes - and clearly not that one. Not sure "old" works though. Old to me would mebbe be an obscure reference from the Twilight Zone, The Dick Van Dyke Show, or perhaps The Avengers (think B&W). But thank you, and consider me thus enlightened.

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So is Jody.

And maybe 'Newt'.

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The shit geyser.

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<blockquote>And South Carolina being South Carolina, it is rising again to give us all the point-and-laughs we need to get by in the heat of a boring-ass August.</blockquote>

Yes, South Carolina is rising like a bubble of methane trapped under the punctured liner of a vast lagoon of pig feces.

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"Why Captain Bright, you're givin' me the vapors!" <faints />

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So is Lee!! duhn-duhn-DUHN.

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<i>Oh. We thought you were going to say “lebanese.” </i>

You miss-spelled Lesbian.

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I hope so too, because I didn't...

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Needz moar ham biscuits.

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<a href="http:\/\/books.google.com\/books\?id=igqMIP7OjrAC&amp\;pg=PA337&amp\;lpg=PA337&amp\;dq=al-franken%20lagoons%20of%20pig%20feces&amp\;source=bl&amp\;ots=AtqVJUR5Wu&amp\;sig=yuGUQFksNGQk4Z6G93ECe9yHGa8&amp\;hl=en&amp\;sa=X&amp\;ei=qJcXUrz_Cq7e4AO-n4GoDg&amp\;ved=0CFsQ6AEwBQ#v=onepage&amp\;q=al-franken%20lagoons%20of%20pig%20feces&amp\;f=false" target="_blank">One of the most magnificent sights in all of nature</a>.

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Blindpixel is blind...

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Some people are so homophobic, if they believed in science they'd probably insist on being called "hetero sapiens."

Not that the "sapiens" part would really apply, either.

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