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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

BABBY MURDER KITTENS!!

The Wanderer's avatar

NOM NOM NOM

tehbaddr's avatar

Babby Kittehs!

Kay Ducky's Booze Clues's avatar

Chug! Chug! Chug! Squee..!

helenasgarden's avatar

Geez, are you trying to kill us with tribbly cuddlebug overload?

kmblue187's avatar

Got milk?

Al Bellenchia's avatar

Squeeeeeeze me!

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Toe beans, wiggly ears, and contented kittens!

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Isn’t it sad that we have to ask whether murder is bad? Or wonder if we’re headed for army/world scale murder, because some assholes wanted MORE money? (TBC, the assholes who brought is President ShitDiaper.)

Kyrsten Sinema? Really? Only fucking monsters glam about in Congress, while making sure that voting rights remain a fiction.

RocktonSam's avatar

Milwaukee Brewers beat Seattle 22- 0.

That beat down will come back to haunt Milwaukee.

Usually does.

marxalot's avatar

oh no, they used up all their runs for the rest of the month! and in august!

marxalot's avatar

morning, sinners

unpopular opinion: i don’t think Luigi is the guy who killed the ceo in the first place. it is not the first nor even the fiftieth time a person railroaded and framed by the nypd had copped a plea on something they didn’t do, after having had irregularity upon irregularity in the evidence, media exposure, etc etc, heaped on then to the point where damage control and the appeals courts were their only hope. there are too many holes in the chain of evidence, and too many things which simply do not line up between the claims adjuster and this guy. i think the nypd knew they had lost the real killer and seized the first patsy they were offered, and then the story became about whether you felt it was justified or not, not whether this guy actually did it.

anyway, how the hell are we?

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

GMA on ABC reported that donnie voted by mail even though raging against it.

Ted Cruz's Beard's avatar

The early hummingbird is a female. We came face to face as I put out the new sugar water.

It was a nice balance after reading about the Palm Beach official charged with sexual child abuse. The only satisfying part of that read was the mug shotβ€”that is the face of a man whose world has come to a tragic end and he’s just realizing it.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Using the R party as a shield against raping children has to be losing its effectiveness.

RocktonSam's avatar

Sort of rural counties in south west Wisconsin have reported about 40 cases of measles.

Deaths continue to rise with people operating UTV's drunk.

Lege wants to mandate seat belts and helmets.

Manufacturers are making these utv's to look like small trucks. Most accidents are off road. However morons driving on streets are causing accidents.

Don't get us started about bikes. Hoo boy,

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

RE. NYT Gift Links, seems I can never read them without registering, trial, etc.

Do they have a reader count limit maybe?

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

You need to have an account to read the articles, you just don't have to pay for them.

The problem with gift articles is the url has an extra long string of gibberish that needs to be stripped off before you can use archive.ph.

OG Cookie Lady- less stabby's avatar

I think that’s the tactic. β€œUnlimited gift links! But! Give us the means to harass you, first!”

LOU LOU's avatar

Three out of three known high profile sex offenders prefer working and preying in politics in West Palm Beach.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

…. and fuck the New York Times to hell and beyond. Too old … shrill … happy … competent … ?

Fuck you, mainstream media. Fuckety fucking fuck you for our fucking degraded fucking condition.

James's avatar

I was down to almost the end of this before I realized it wasn't Evan writing Tabs today. Which led me to wonder: Is there an actual Wonkette Style Guide?

Anyway...

Yay adorable baby kittens! Our vet had a litter roughly this age that one of the techs was bottle raising (no idea how they came to arrive there). They're about 10 weeks old now, and only 2 of them have not been adopted (as of a couple of weeks ago when I was there last).

I knew Madison Cawthorn was running in FL, but only because his name came up when the guy who replaced hi in NC-11 dropped out of his race last month. The other guy... never heard of him. As for Cory Mills... if that's where the floor is in FL, it only confirms my belief that it should be Balkanized as a deportation destination for MAGA. And you know what the best part of that is? They'd have the husk of Disney World there as a monument to the MASSIVE lawsuit The Mouse just hit Brendan Carr's FCC with (https://apnews.com/article/abc-fcc-kimmel-disney-lawsuit-8c379d4d4dc90e97a8ef57371f203bfa)

And why is it that I'm not surprised that the DNC is trying to bury the lede on stories of DNC aligned PACS criming? Oh, wait, I know this one... same reason I'm not surprised that The Epstein Filesβ„’ stayed buried by every administration for decades. Support *candidates*, support *campaigns*, fuck the DNC/DSCC/DCCC.

Tetman Callis's avatar

Good morning. From The Commonplace Book:

β€œWere the Americans, either by combination or by any other sort of violence, to stop the importation of European manufactures, and, by thus giving a monopoly to such of their own countrymen as could manufacture the like goods, divert any considerable part of their capital into this employment, they would retard instead of accelerating the further increase in the value of their annual produce, and would obstruct instead of promoting the progress of their country towards real wealth and greatness.” – Adam Smith, 𝘈𝘯 𝘐𝘯𝘲𝘢π˜ͺ𝘳𝘺 π˜ͺ𝘯𝘡𝘰 𝘡𝘩𝘦 π˜•π˜’π˜΅π˜Άπ˜³π˜¦ 𝘒𝘯π˜₯ 𝘊𝘒𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘡𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘦𝘒𝘭𝘡𝘩 𝘰𝘧 π˜•π˜’π˜΅π˜ͺ𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘝𝘰𝘭. π˜–π˜―π˜¦

https://tetmancallis.substack.com/p/august-19-2026

Shocktreatment's avatar

Sen. Darline Graham...

β€œI’m not that informed on national security,” she said, then paused. β€œBut I do support the military.”

This does not make her stand out from her republican colleagues... but, she advanced to the run off.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I agree with you, Rebecca. We should lock the insurance CEOs up in ICE camps.

OG Cookie Lady- less stabby's avatar

::::peeks in:::::

Is the coast clear?

ziggywiggy's avatar

YAY, so good to see you!

NatalyaSResists's avatar

Oh, my!

Tia Loca's avatar

COOKIE LADY!!!

I was just thinking about you!

Welcome back!

Did you see that we get nice time post every week from ziggy now?

I sure missed you!

❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️

PoDG follows the 92%'s avatar

YAY!

MRK's avatar

From what?

OG Cookie Lady- less stabby's avatar

All the ****waves hands around *** you know…..

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

COOKIE LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!