He looks like that Twilight Zone where they all got turned into mannequins : ( Tummy feeling too normal? Haven't thrown up even once today? WE'RE HERE TO HELP. Consider this tape of Alabama Governor Robert Bentley (R - Jesus) threatening to touch the #boobs and the "under" of Not His Wife, Rebekah Caldwell Mason. Mason has denied she did gross sex stuff with the governor by not denying it all and insisting she was
It is important to remember that a relationship with Jesus allows you to turn any non-family values incident into a test, or a trial, one in which you deserve respect and privacy as you deal with this within your family only. Now, if this were some dirty homosexicansor fake Christians (Democrats), they would all need to resign and also become lobbyists.
Yeah, it is difficult to give up on the idea that, if I really screw up royally, I can be washed in the blood of the lamb and everything is okely-dokely.
Unfortunately, the world works nothing like this and every time I have screwed up royally, I have had to answer for it.
Of course, it required me to recognize that I had, in fact, screwed up royally.
Ahh just lovs listning to GOP assholes try to make sense out of a typical situation where you know they just did it (suks to be human with all them values) ..ya fuked her.. we know it she knows it but I dont think he knows it ..maybe it was a wet dream yeah thats what it was, thats the ticket the devil was on my back and made me,,whak off...thinking about them big old goober smooching lips of hers..oops im thinking out loud. my bad.... He should admit it and get on with living....But nooo these stoopid fks have always got to mansplain why they did a baaaad thing...Being a human sure has its down falls but getting to that point I guess was kinda like fun!...lol..He is an idiot what can you say...The voters love this loser tells what kind of people live there....Do as I say not as I do....I think it is time for his Jesus shot.
Nah first wife was just for making babies to carry on the idiots blood line...Just what the world needs more like him...The girl friend was for fun...I am sure the missus doesnt gooble da da s goody bag....So she is resolved for picture ops and serving tea...The girlfirend knows how to make him smile...Being gov has its perks....And to think they was after Clinton for doing the same thing.
It is important to remember that a relationship with Jesus allows you to turn any non-family values incident into a test, or a trial, one in which you deserve respect and privacy as you deal with this within your family only. Now, if this were some dirty homosexicansor fake Christians (Democrats), they would all need to resign and also become lobbyists.
Yeah, it is difficult to give up on the idea that, if I really screw up royally, I can be washed in the blood of the lamb and everything is okely-dokely.
Unfortunately, the world works nothing like this and every time I have screwed up royally, I have had to answer for it.
Of course, it required me to recognize that I had, in fact, screwed up royally.
Then maybe he shouldn't have made a public statement?
That is because you haven't practiced yelling, "because Jesus!!!!!11111!!!!!69" in your life enough.
Nothing without peanut butter.
Kicked from Church by his red neck brethren because don't get caught being a slimy hypocrite like the rest of us.
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Ahh just lovs listning to GOP assholes try to make sense out of a typical situation where you know they just did it (suks to be human with all them values) ..ya fuked her.. we know it she knows it but I dont think he knows it ..maybe it was a wet dream yeah thats what it was, thats the ticket the devil was on my back and made me,,whak off...thinking about them big old goober smooching lips of hers..oops im thinking out loud. my bad.... He should admit it and get on with living....But nooo these stoopid fks have always got to mansplain why they did a baaaad thing...Being a human sure has its down falls but getting to that point I guess was kinda like fun!...lol..He is an idiot what can you say...The voters love this loser tells what kind of people live there....Do as I say not as I do....I think it is time for his Jesus shot.
Nah first wife was just for making babies to carry on the idiots blood line...Just what the world needs more like him...The girl friend was for fun...I am sure the missus doesnt gooble da da s goody bag....So she is resolved for picture ops and serving tea...The girlfirend knows how to make him smile...Being gov has its perks....And to think they was after Clinton for doing the same thing.
If our Alabama politicians don't stop committing crimes, we're going to have to build some new prisons.
The "Missus" is the one that recorded the phone calls and gave them to the media. Sweet!
You wanna borrow the extra-strength anti-bacterial Purell all-body shower gel?
We oughta get a large-volume discount on the stuff around here.
What is that gurgling sound around 1:57 et seq? Is he chargin' up the bidet or hosin' her down or garglin' Drano or what?
Health & Safety Services will be coming by on Monday to inspect your kitchen.
I hear Variety is hiring.
You can't explain that.
A round of anti-homosexual laws and a tax cut will clear everything up.