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arglebargle's avatar

I've been waiting for someone to do that.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And the bradenter says, "Hey Ocmar, why the glon cafe?"

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Picky, picky, picky. Rubio just made a typing mistake. He obviously meant to write "unhinged."

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Queen Méabh's avatar

So does education.

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chimichanga's avatar

lol assuming you mean the picture. this is a famous pelican named K-15 who is a celebrity at our municipal pier!

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

His home county. Probably only because his relatives voted for him.

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HazooToo's avatar

Question: Why did they say he could keep the delegates? If that's normally not a thing, why make it one?

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The Psy of Life's avatar

A win's a win, amirite?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I don't think that's a typo when he put in Untied States. Remember Sarah Palin's Real America. This is the natural progression. We're no longer united, and the red states, the true patriots, have decided to untie themselves from the rest of the country and go their own way.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He was a congresscritter from 1983 - 2001. I guess he has to share any credit for the surplus with Bill Clinton. And, let's face it, everyone knows who pissed away that surplus. The good tipper.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Probably why he wants to hold on to his delegates. President Cruz will owe him big time, and he's really going to need a job come January 2017.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Ohio Secretary of State J. Kenneth Blackwell once sent a letter out to the county Boards of Election about changes in the election law they needed to know about and, in one instance, left the "o" out of county.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

You got to give him some cred. His plan to get the VP slot is a lot less embarrassing than Chris Christie's approach.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Make that four Republican Presidential candidates running simultaneously. At this rate Jeb might want his ! back.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Three words: Trump, Trump, Trump.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Actually that's Jeb's role.

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